"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The new Bible... what's the catch?

The old Bible was better?

  • Yes, the old Bible was cool, I never got lost!

    Votes: 12 70.6%
  • The new Bible rocks! Anson is just stupid.

    Votes: 5 29.4%

  • Total voters
    17

Anson

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So I go to check the Bible after a loooong time. And what do I see? Not Bible texts, I can tell you that! I could find... appendices and different kind of books, like "book of don juan" and "book of shuma ghuma" or whatever that was...

There was a fancy 6-week reading guide and all... and even a list for suggested articles

But where was a simple list of all the articles on the Bible? I mean, I tried basically EVERY link - or am I just stupid?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Page

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I am sure that the articles are in there somewhere. :)


They are down at the bottom. You have to click the title of the category in order to get to the articles under that category.
 

Anson

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Found 'em!

LMFAO!

I found it from the most obvious place; it's right under Nicholas Hill's buddy list!

ROFL!

Of course I shoud have checked under Nicholas Hill's buddy list! That's the FIRST place where you'd look for a bible!

:p :) :D ;) :p

:rolleyes:

And here's my new signature!
 

Ofus

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The new one looks a lot cooler. The old one was a lot easier to navigate and it was simpler overall.
 

Anson

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Almost 80 % of those who've answered so far agree with me. I suppose there really is a need for open criticism on this issue. Why not put the Bible articles somewhere where you can actually find them? Think about newbies who don't really even know what the DJ Bible is; how long is it gonna take them to find these posts from where they've been hidden? The current result of the voting tells me: quite a long time.

Besides, the new Bible is uglier than the ass of a crapping donkey. I know some people might disagree, but I suppose I'm just one of those people who think that simplicity is more elegant :p
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Bungo Pony

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I think things should be reversed on that page. The main bible should pop up, then have a link to "what's new" and all the other misc stuff. It took me a while to figure out where the **** the DJ bible was.
 

Nicholas Hill

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Besides, the new Bible is uglier than the ass of a crapping donkey. I know some people might disagree, but I suppose I'm just one of those people who think that simplicity is more elegant
I admire your kind commentary!

Hey this thread is all under my nose...

(Nick walks toward the door, muttering)
 

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Originally posted by Nicholas Hill
I admire your kind commentary!

Hey this thread is all under my nose...

(Nick walks toward the door, muttering)
lmao :D

Now that you're here... why not move the Bible texts to a place where you can actually find them? ;)
 

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Thank you, Nicholas! :)

Guess it's time for me to find a new signature for myself... too bad... I was kinda getting fond with my current one :(

There! No more making fun of this Brit in my signature!
 

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And everyone lived happily ever after!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Aztec

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Really Nicholas Hill, the old (original) DJ Bible format is much easier to read. This is not a personal attack. Please don't get hurt.
 

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The best thing about the old one was the logo at the top. That was very cool.... apart from that I like what Nicholas has done. Lots more to do and see. Like a fairground.
 
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