Cheatz
Senior Don Juan
If anyone could make an offline version i could then upload it to my webspace so then you don't have to send it to everyone.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The New and Of Course Improved... High School Bible
- Thread starter Lorenzo
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
post 190! urine!
WrEcKLeSS2000
Senior Don Juan
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Post 191 HAHAHA
WampaLord
Senior Don Juan
Bump. Gotta keep it on the first page.
Newbies, LISTEN UP!!
READ THIS!!
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Whenever you gamble, eventually you lose.
Newbies, LISTEN UP!!
READ THIS!!
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Whenever you gamble, eventually you lose.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Dario
Senior Don Juan
I knew everything in the last chapters, but not on the firts ones (how to attract women, etc.). Now I know everything... Wish me luck fellow Don Juans!
The Matrix
Senior Don Juan
The Matrix just coming to check on you guys while I am on Labor Day vacation. With only two weeks of college under my belt, I can honestly say that it is a lot different than high school. You have a lot more time on your hands, ten times more things to read, and women (as they are called once you reach this level) are a lot more friendlier. Anyway, I must get back to the work... I'll check back with you guys as soon as I can.
... You stay in Wonderland and I'll show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have."
Margaret Mead
"If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that ... I believe in what I do, and I'll say it."
John Lennon
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
Milton Berle
... You stay in Wonderland and I'll show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have."
Margaret Mead
"If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that ... I believe in what I do, and I'll say it."
John Lennon
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
Milton Berle
Fred Da Head
Master Don Juan
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BUMP
This was on THIRD page dammit!
This was on THIRD page dammit!
Cheatz
Senior Don Juan
If anyone willing to make or already has the official offline version of the HSDJ bible. Contact me [email protected] and i'll host it.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
This is my first BUMP on the bible. YAY!!
Just a note to all you new guys, DONT LISTEN TO MACHOGUY.
now that we have that out of the way, enjoy!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
-Yours Truly
Just a note to all you new guys, DONT LISTEN TO MACHOGUY.
now that we have that out of the way, enjoy!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
-Yours Truly
CaptainSlinky
Master Don Juan
Post 200, mudda fuggas.
Hey
Don Juan
bump
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Post number: Two. Zero. Two. (202 For all of you who can't understand written numbers.)
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Two. Zero. Three. (203)
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
204.
NOT 420, GF OF MINE!
NOT 420, GF OF MINE!
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
#205
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Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
Maintenence---
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
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Anthony
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Two. Zero. Eight. (208)
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.