Cheatz
Senior Don Juan
If anyone could make an offline version i could then upload it to my webspace so then you don't have to send it to everyone.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The New and Of Course Improved... High School Bible
- Thread starter Lorenzo
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
post 190! urine!
WrEcKLeSS2000
Senior Don Juan
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Post 191 HAHAHA
WampaLord
Senior Don Juan
Bump. Gotta keep it on the first page.
Newbies, LISTEN UP!!
READ THIS!!
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Whenever you gamble, eventually you lose.
Newbies, LISTEN UP!!
READ THIS!!
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Whenever you gamble, eventually you lose.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Dario
Senior Don Juan
I knew everything in the last chapters, but not on the firts ones (how to attract women, etc.). Now I know everything... Wish me luck fellow Don Juans!
The Matrix
Senior Don Juan
The Matrix just coming to check on you guys while I am on Labor Day vacation. With only two weeks of college under my belt, I can honestly say that it is a lot different than high school. You have a lot more time on your hands, ten times more things to read, and women (as they are called once you reach this level) are a lot more friendlier. Anyway, I must get back to the work... I'll check back with you guys as soon as I can.
... You stay in Wonderland and I'll show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have."
Margaret Mead
"If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that ... I believe in what I do, and I'll say it."
John Lennon
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
Milton Berle
... You stay in Wonderland and I'll show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have."
Margaret Mead
"If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that ... I believe in what I do, and I'll say it."
John Lennon
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
Milton Berle
Fred Da Head
Master Don Juan
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BUMP
This was on THIRD page dammit!
This was on THIRD page dammit!
Cheatz
Senior Don Juan
If anyone willing to make or already has the official offline version of the HSDJ bible. Contact me [email protected] and i'll host it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This is my first BUMP on the bible. YAY!!
Just a note to all you new guys, DONT LISTEN TO MACHOGUY.
now that we have that out of the way, enjoy!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
-Yours Truly
Just a note to all you new guys, DONT LISTEN TO MACHOGUY.
now that we have that out of the way, enjoy!
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"Life cannot reach total perfection until it has seen total imperfection."
-Yours Truly
CaptainSlinky
Master Don Juan
Post 200, mudda fuggas.
Hey
Don Juan
bump
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Post number: Two. Zero. Two. (202 For all of you who can't understand written numbers.)
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Two. Zero. Three. (203)
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
204.
NOT 420, GF OF MINE!
NOT 420, GF OF MINE!
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
#205
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Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
Maintenence---
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
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AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Two. Zero. Eight. (208)
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.