"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The neighbor ****blocked me!!!!

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Last night me and one of my friends were hanging out when these two chicks called us and told us that they were spending the night with a friend and they wanted us to come over. It was kinda late when they called(probably about 1:00). At first we said no cuz it was so late, but they persisted and persisited unitl we did go. When we went we didnt park at the friends house but a little bit down the block. So we were walkin from the parking spot to the house when an old mustang pulls up beside us. The convo with this guy went like this.

Him: "What are you boys doing?"
My friend: "Walking down the road."
Him: "Don't get smart with me son."
My friend: "Fvck you dude".

At this point the guy gets out of his car with a baton and starts coming towards us and telling us that if we dont live in the neighborhood to leave. We exchange words with him for a few minutes when he then pulls out his cell phone and calls the cops on us. We then of course run back to my car and get the fvck out of there(the only reason we ran was cuz my friend was drunk and he didn't want a PI).

The grils then call us and ask why we never came and we told them what happened. They then tell us that is too bad cuz they had a wild night planned for us. Oh well, I guess you take your losses and you go on and the confrontation with the neighbor was funny anyway. Has anyone ever had something crazy like this happen?
 

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carry a pipe. If he had no legit reason to **** with you, I'd a done something to him. Or at least fvcked his windsheild. the friggin tool woulda probably cried if it was an old mustang.
 

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didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers ?

just ignore him and keep walking

and " i'm staying at my aunties house down the road " would have worked

you could have driven to the chicks house and parked in their driveway


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**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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We didn't park there cuz they told us not to cuz her parents were asleep and she didn't want our car to wake them up when we pulled in.
 

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coming down street put car into neutral hold clutch in

turn engine off

and coast up STEALTH BOMBER STYLE

also works for hits and robberies


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Originally posted by zzirf25
We didn't park there cuz they told us not to cuz her parents were asleep and she didn't want our car to wake them up when we pulled in.

Haha could be these girls have guys sneak in all the time and the neighbor got sick of it.
 

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Hahah. Was the guy old?
 

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
coming down street put car into neutral hold clutch in

turn engine off

and coast up STEALTH BOMBER STYLE

also works for hits and robberies


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:crackup:
 

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You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

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