"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The neighbor ****blocked me!!!!

zzirf25

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Last night me and one of my friends were hanging out when these two chicks called us and told us that they were spending the night with a friend and they wanted us to come over. It was kinda late when they called(probably about 1:00). At first we said no cuz it was so late, but they persisted and persisited unitl we did go. When we went we didnt park at the friends house but a little bit down the block. So we were walkin from the parking spot to the house when an old mustang pulls up beside us. The convo with this guy went like this.

Him: "What are you boys doing?"
My friend: "Walking down the road."
Him: "Don't get smart with me son."
My friend: "Fvck you dude".

At this point the guy gets out of his car with a baton and starts coming towards us and telling us that if we dont live in the neighborhood to leave. We exchange words with him for a few minutes when he then pulls out his cell phone and calls the cops on us. We then of course run back to my car and get the fvck out of there(the only reason we ran was cuz my friend was drunk and he didn't want a PI).

The grils then call us and ask why we never came and we told them what happened. They then tell us that is too bad cuz they had a wild night planned for us. Oh well, I guess you take your losses and you go on and the confrontation with the neighbor was funny anyway. Has anyone ever had something crazy like this happen?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Big Eee Zee

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carry a pipe. If he had no legit reason to **** with you, I'd a done something to him. Or at least fvcked his windsheild. the friggin tool woulda probably cried if it was an old mustang.
 

Lost In Translation

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didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers ?

just ignore him and keep walking

and " i'm staying at my aunties house down the road " would have worked

you could have driven to the chicks house and parked in their driveway


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**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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zzirf25

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We didn't park there cuz they told us not to cuz her parents were asleep and she didn't want our car to wake them up when we pulled in.
 

Lost In Translation

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coming down street put car into neutral hold clutch in

turn engine off

and coast up STEALTH BOMBER STYLE

also works for hits and robberies


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**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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Originally posted by zzirf25
We didn't park there cuz they told us not to cuz her parents were asleep and she didn't want our car to wake them up when we pulled in.

Haha could be these girls have guys sneak in all the time and the neighbor got sick of it.
 

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Hahah. Was the guy old?
 

G-Man UK

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
coming down street put car into neutral hold clutch in

turn engine off

and coast up STEALTH BOMBER STYLE

also works for hits and robberies


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
:crackup:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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