SELF-MASTERY
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The nastiest thing that I have every done is.........
taste my own shyt and my own urine.
taste my own shyt and my own urine.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
The NASTIEST thing that you have done
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
MetalFortress
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Thank you for sharing, sicko.
amadoodisforrealz
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you troll?
that is bad stuff
that is bad stuff
TyTe`EyEs
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This must be Mastery's attempt at getting banned. It was inevitable...
SELF-MASTERY
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yeah right...TyTe`EyEs said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
SELF-MASTERY
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Did you make it up to her??? I know she was pissed at you.Taviii said:
I want a bidet because I dont believe that toilet tissue does a good job at fully cleaning my ass, so I normally sit on the sink and use it to wash my ass. I not only do this at home, but everywhere, and that includes at my friends houses, my gf's, and sometimes in public restrooms.
Vulpine
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I, for one, don't find this as nasty as many people would.SELF-MASTERY said:
I have heard their are certain benefits to drinking your morning urine. Don't ask me to expand on that, though. And no, I haven't done it myself.
As for tasting your own sh!t, why not? Every time you go out to eat, you taste other peoples' sh!t. Fuqing people never wash their hands after wiping their ass, handling money, etc.
:cuss:
Oh, and if you've licked a chix ass... there you go.
Mmmm... E.Coli salad sandwiches at Subway... good eatin'! No wonder the Subway diet works: diarrhea
Hell, I can't go out to eat anywhere without going home and blasting hot, frothy jets of liquid fire through a screen door. One could say that the nastiest thing they have done is eaten at a fast food restaurant... hella-nasty.
Anyway, the nastiest thing I've done? Aside from eating fast food, butchering animals, shoveling manure, and eating raw foods like eggs and sushi, uh... I guess there was this time that I got snowballed during naughty-drunken sex. I thought that was pretty nasty. I can't really comment on how good or bad it tasted: it's not like I'm a connoiseur and have tasted any other loads to compare it to.
Oh, I flipped out, btw. I basically threw the b!tch across the room off of the bed, pinned her down, and spit it back out all over her face - like a "3rd hand money shot".
Then I got up and got a big drink of water.
:dryheave:
SELF-MASTERY
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I think that an open salad bar has to be the nastiest thing... I read that most door knobs and money have traces of fecal bacteria. I am a habitual hand washer, and I've never touched the door knob of a public restroom...
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Vulpine
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Oh man, I'm a sick fuq then... I've listened to the whole Aqua album.Desdinova said:
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhe-e-ere..."
That's right... come on, Barbie - let's go party.
pooparu
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**** that man, barbie girl rules 
. Get the bangbros techno remix (not the porn artist ), that **** is great. Search bangbros barbie girl.
And SM, damn man I'm trying to think of soemthing to best that.
What did that c*m taste like though man, I'm too ***** to taste my own lol.
. Get the bangbros techno remix (not the porn artist ), that **** is great. Search bangbros barbie girl.And SM, damn man I'm trying to think of soemthing to best that.
What did that c*m taste like though man, I'm too ***** to taste my own lol.
Vulpine
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Warm and full-bodied, with earthy, nutty overtones and hints of berries that dwindle to a bitter, smokey finish...pooparu said:
Come on, dude, what the fuq do you want me to tell you?
It's bitter, salty, and gives you a weird stinging, scratchy feeling in your throat. Everyone has different tastes - some don't like olives, pineapple, or coconut. So, some people spit, some swallow... Mine might taste like pumpkin pie compared to some others - I wouldn't know.
Try your own spunk and get back to us, pooparu. Go. Now. Go shake one out into a shot glass and neck it.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
SELF-MASTERY
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I have a confession......... I think Ashlee Simpson rocks and autobiography was a hot album and a nice track...
"I have a stain on my t-shirt and I AM the biggest flirt if you want my autobiography...... please just ask me......... I'm a nasty girl in a fk up world....... oh nasty girl you want to get with me?.......... you want a piece of me?....................ahhhhhhhhhhh."
that song is so hot.
"I have a stain on my t-shirt and I AM the biggest flirt if you want my autobiography...... please just ask me......... I'm a nasty girl in a fk up world....... oh nasty girl you want to get with me?.......... you want a piece of me?....................ahhhhhhhhhhh."
that song is so hot.
qweretyuiopas
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OMG this thread is so funny :crackup:Vulpine said:
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Nastiest thing I've done.....
....slid into second base wearing shorts.
....slid into second base wearing shorts.
pooparu
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LMAO, nah bro its cool i'll take your word for it.Vulpine said:
And bad, I didn't get that one till I realized you were a girl. Ouch. lol (I had to laugh).
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.