"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The naked man

ariet

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Anyone here ever try the naked man?

girl walks out of the room
comes back your naked and has sex with you
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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horaholic

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I wouldnt try that, except jokingly with my gf or something. It skips too many steps in the seduction process to wrok very well. Not to say that it wouldnt work sometimes, cuz Im sure it does.

I take that back... I would do it under the right conditions. Like, more as a joke, or some kind of last resort with a chick I dont give a fvck about. Ooh, I just thought of the perfect chick to do this too, while writing!
 

scrouds

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haha, i did answer the door soaking wet out of the shower. Went back to my shower, bathroom door open and did a little crook of my finger. That worked good.

Next time i have a chick over to watch a movie, when she hits the bathroom i will just strip down and say nothing and see what happens.
 
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