"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The naked man

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ariet

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Anyone here ever try the naked man?

girl walks out of the room
comes back your naked and has sex with you
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I wouldnt try that, except jokingly with my gf or something. It skips too many steps in the seduction process to wrok very well. Not to say that it wouldnt work sometimes, cuz Im sure it does.

I take that back... I would do it under the right conditions. Like, more as a joke, or some kind of last resort with a chick I dont give a fvck about. Ooh, I just thought of the perfect chick to do this too, while writing!
 
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haha, i did answer the door soaking wet out of the shower. Went back to my shower, bathroom door open and did a little crook of my finger. That worked good.

Next time i have a chick over to watch a movie, when she hits the bathroom i will just strip down and say nothing and see what happens.
 
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