"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gubby

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Ok, first you go up to a woman and you take out your mobile phone. She'll be like "wha?" so you go, "are you always this impatient?" while STARING HER IN THE EYES WITH OSCILLATING PUPILS (practise this in the mirror until you can put yourself unconscious with a mere glace). She'll goo up her panties. Then you call a friend and say to her, "it's for you." The friend says, "hey, I just want to say that Gubby is the hottest stuff on earth." Then (Gubby being you) she'll realise that you're the hottest stuff on earth. TOUCH her then to anchor this.

Now... here's the bit that's gonna floor you. Take a running jump and KUNG-FU KICK her in the crotch!

She'll probably double up and moan in pleasure.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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sam3083

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Jeez. This seems a little low brow for you gubby, lol
 

Technical1

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lol

this post is actually way cool. I tried it and can verify... oh wait, the prison guard just brought my lunch tray...BRB
 
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