Ok, first you go up to a woman and you take out your mobile phone. She'll be like "wha?" so you go, "are you always this impatient?" while STARING HER IN THE EYES WITH OSCILLATING PUPILS (practise this in the mirror until you can put yourself unconscious with a mere glace). She'll goo up her panties. Then you call a friend and say to her, "it's for you." The friend says, "hey, I just want to say that Gubby is the hottest stuff on earth." Then (Gubby being you) she'll realise that you're the hottest stuff on earth. TOUCH her then to anchor this.
Now... here's the bit that's gonna floor you. Take a running jump and KUNG-FU KICK her in the crotch!
She'll probably double up and moan in pleasure.
Now... here's the bit that's gonna floor you. Take a running jump and KUNG-FU KICK her in the crotch!
She'll probably double up and moan in pleasure.