"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The multi-kino-socialproof-hypno-neg-ultrabang pattern

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Ok, first you go up to a woman and you take out your mobile phone. She'll be like "wha?" so you go, "are you always this impatient?" while STARING HER IN THE EYES WITH OSCILLATING PUPILS (practise this in the mirror until you can put yourself unconscious with a mere glace). She'll goo up her panties. Then you call a friend and say to her, "it's for you." The friend says, "hey, I just want to say that Gubby is the hottest stuff on earth." Then (Gubby being you) she'll realise that you're the hottest stuff on earth. TOUCH her then to anchor this.

Now... here's the bit that's gonna floor you. Take a running jump and KUNG-FU KICK her in the crotch!

She'll probably double up and moan in pleasure.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Jeez. This seems a little low brow for you gubby, lol
 
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lol

this post is actually way cool. I tried it and can verify... oh wait, the prison guard just brought my lunch tray...BRB
 
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