"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The most "ricey" car accessory of all time. This makes big spoilers look cool...

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ROFL :D I always laugh at kids who have spoilers that are taller than trucks or listen to music so loud that their head lights dim each time the base hits. But this will be truly hilarious to see on a car.
 

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hmmm, great post, that will make a great addition to my Neon.;)

















joking:D i don't have a single after market part on it.
i'm sure there will be poeple who are gona buy it. maybe the same people who put rims and custom exaust on cars 10-15 years old.:rolleyes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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this has got to be the stupidest thing out there.
next to the "turbo" muffler that makes your car sound like
it's turbo charged-by inserting an actual turbine into the muffler
itself.
why don't they just buy an actual 4 inch. straight through
free flow exaust with no cat?
something with an actual performance boost and killer sound...
 

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the movies are hilarious!


omg....

ive seen there booth at goodguys before.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i was out one night about two years back and i saw this crappy white car stop next to me at the lights

sounded like a tie fighter from star wars

i was thinking what the f*ck is that noise ?

a home made super charger ?

i have never heard anything like it

i raced him and beat him to realise that whatever he had inside his bonnet

and the noise was coming from his bonnet was a home made speaker setup in his engine bay making this crazy noise

it was so loud you could hear it screaming from a block away

what some people will do to attract chicks LOL

you can also buy electronic blow off valves to put on non turbo cars

i think it's a speaker under bonnet that lets off a loud hiss crack noise

but i never looked into it. do a search on google to see


:D
 

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Originally posted by organizedconfusion
why don't they just buy an actual 4 inch. straight through
free flow exaust with no cat?
something with an actual performance boost and killer sound...
For starters, removing your cats is a misdemeanor -- at least, around here -- and secondly, straight 4" pipes on a weeny-ass stock 4-banger would suck the nuts out of whatever torque the poor engine was attempting to generate to begin with.

An engine is essentially an air pump. Air has to go in and out of the engine as efficiently as possible. Period. If you hog out the exhaust and leave the engine stock, you will still have the same amount of air going in as going out. The exhaust flow will have the same mass as the intake flow, but it will move at a far lower velocity -- think of blowing through a straw into a garden hose -- hence less inertia and less potential energy. A big exhaust on a small engine is detrimental to whatever ram effect (pressure caused by velocity) that the engine was initially capable of generating. The ram effect is critical for obtaining volumetric efficiency, which is the degree to which the cylinders fill on each stroke. Torque is the amount of energy that's transferred to the wheels with each stroke. Hence, you'd lose your torque real damned fast with 4" straight pipes on a stock 4-banger. Those engines aren't known for torque to begin with. This is, of course, if your engine ran at all.

This is why fart cans look stupid to hot rodders. They show that the owner knows so little about cars that they're paying money to fake something that would make their car run slower in the first place. :kick:

That's fart cans in a nutshell. Don't get me started on wings and downforce.

Besides all of this, the fact remains that anyone who knew enough about cars to even consider *actually* modifying his/her engine's performance instead of buying this sound effects box, wouldn't dream of buying something as stupid as this G0ddamn dumb@ss sound effects box.

I can't wait for the day some numbnuts pulls up next to me sporting a Lamborghini sound effects generator in his Neon. I hope he brings a spare set of doors.

Please, please, let spring get here soon. . ..
 

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
I'm with you on that one.
Yeah, some dork in his "R Badge" whatever pulls up next to me when I'm rolling in that. The looks I get!
 

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I luv honda crx:woo:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Hey, I like my big spoiler...On my Cobb stage 2 WRX STi.

I think the best are the fake hood scoop kits that they put on like Kia's and Chevy Cavaliers....
 

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Originally posted by organizedconfusion
this has got to be the stupidest thing out there.
next to the "turbo" muffler that makes your car sound like
it's turbo charged-by inserting an actual turbine into the muffler
itself.
why don't they just buy an actual 4 inch. straight through
free flow exaust with no cat?
something with an actual performance boost and killer sound...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm :D
 

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Thank God. I hoped to hell you knew more than that. I was thinking, "Is this the same guy?" No offense intended. Except, of course, to anyone with fake 4" pipes on their car. Or a giant wing.
 

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
i was out one night about two years back and i saw this crappy white car stop next to me at the lights

sounded like a tie fighter from star wars

i was thinking what the f*ck is that noise ?

a home made super charger ?

i have never heard anything like it

i raced him and beat him to realise that whatever he had inside his bonnet

and the noise was coming from his bonnet was a home made speaker setup in his engine bay making this crazy noise

it was so loud you could hear it screaming from a block away

what some people will do to attract chicks LOL

you can also buy electronic blow off valves to put on non turbo cars

i think it's a speaker under bonnet that lets off a loud hiss crack noise

but i never looked into it. do a search on google to see


:D
LOL HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH TIE FIGHTER
 
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