"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The **** Monologues (aka the penis monologues)

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I think some our **** stories would be interesting and by **** stories I mean the stories that girls don't know

Mine would start of like this

I wake up with a giant boner and pee. My master is smart but dumb he has hopes of banging the chick at the learning center. He goes home and shower wait what are you doing..... Put down the razor ah ahhhhhh no it burns. I spend days recovering from his mutalation of me. Oh quit talking to her she doesn't like you or maybe she does I'm blind and deaf and pissed you tried to shave me. No matter what gunwitch says about girls giving you blow jobs, she isn't going to give you one if she doesn't see me. Besides you masterbated me so much I probably wouldn't like it if she touched me anyway..... To be continued what do you guys think We can start a world tour of guys manliness. WHO'S WITH ME
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I am king. I am the ruler. It is at my will that pleasure shall be felt. Smite me and you shall be smitted. Be weak and my bidding will be done. I am your greatest friend. Except for when I am your greatest enemy.
 
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Praise me, the one with the purple helmet. All women shall kneel down and worship me. And they shall return to their kinsfolk and sing tales of my many victories. and their girlfriends shall come to worship me, as I don my latex armour and prepare for battle, riding to glory for years to c*m
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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