"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The latest James Bond film.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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DEEZEDBRAH
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Agreed. Craig is a unconventional bond. Dude got deezd
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Yeah. I won't watch. I wish I hadn't wasted almost three hours watching that trash.Kind of bitter sweet.Gonna miss this franchise .Should be interesting to see what they do going forward
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Let's not forget the real reason why the Bond movies are ending.
The powers that be will stop at nothing to criminalize having testosterone.
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Scaramouche
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When Britain had a mighty Empire its ordinary Folk had a very poor time now though the Nanny State may be a bit overdone,no one starves and your Health system is the envy of the World....Take heart that as long as the Mother Country can continue to turn out such interesting people as you there is hope.
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I would say Goldeneye is, if that counts as modern day. Casino Royale, upon my 3rd watching, wasn't as good as I remembered. Craig just isn't very good, he's too serious and tryhard, and he has no wit or charm, and doesn't give off playboy vibes. He has self-identifiedas as a feminist, too.