"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The ladder theory

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Women seem to especially like it if you are more devoted to your bad music, biker gang, forearm tattoo or marijuana. These all seem to work wonders. There are some interests you can show in a woman that will help you to **** her: a healthy interest in destroying her self-esteem and in ****ing her friends more than her seem to work wonders. Note that the following topics of disinterest have been field tested and shown conclusively not to work: Unix, literature, poetry, international politics, and sodomy.
UNIX.... HAHAHAHAHAH :D

On his 'ladder theory':
Clinging to the bottom are the girls that are wolf ugly. These are women so ugly you would chew your own arm off to get away rather than **** them. Usually fake teeth, or the loss of several hundred pounds can move a woman up from wolf ugly.
This guys a comedian.

Ayway, interesting read. The ladder is pretty much a rating system really, other than the fact that he says women have 2 ladders (friend ladder and real ladder). He says that you can't jump from one to the other, which I mostly agree with, but I don't see what the point of a 'friends' ladder (rating system) is if the rating is meaningless (you can't jump across anyway so what use is having a higher 'friends' rating?).

Criticism: You must have too much time on your hands, and you must not be getting laid, to write all this stuff. Lighten up, and [insert one of: grow up, get laid, or get a life.]
lol, my thoughts exactly. This guy's putting too much thought into what is going on when these tiny details don't really matter. Apart from that this could open your eyes a bit at the most. He offers no advice on how to fix yourself up and is pretty negative.
 
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