"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Hypnotist Bank Robber

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Ross J would be impressed

Hypno-robber strikes again
Chisinau, Moldova
October 12, 2005

POLICE are chasing a con artist who used hypnotism to steal tens of thousands of dollars from bank tellers in Moldova - eastern Europe's poorest country.
The suspect, identified as Vladimir Kozak, 49, is believed to have stolen more than $40,000 from bank employees unable to resist his powers, police said yesterday.

Kozak's biggest haul took place last week, where police say he convinced a teller to give him $12,000.

His technique was to gain eye contact, put his targets in a hypnotic state and convince them to hand over cash.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16893532-13762,00.html

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-...r/2005/10/11/1128796502142.html?oneclick=true
Police were warning bank security personnel to avoid attempts to detain him because of his possible accomplices, and because of his potential ability to defend himself by hypnotism.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funny, you'd have thought he would have convinced the employees that there had never been a robbery while he had them in a trance... :p
 

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he probably did, but there were cameras :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Oh my god:crackup: :crackup: i can't bolive you could even do that:crackup: :crackup: imagine having that kind of power

"i am now your god, bow to your lord":D
 

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Originally posted by Diaoz
he probably did, but there were cameras
So why not hypnotize the bank manager to replace the tapes with the ones from the day before and forget he did so?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Duh, hes a bank robber. He has no time for "details".

Plus, any of you guys been to Moldova? Well I have. My grandparents live there and I'll tell you, the place is ****ing POOR. I doubt these cameras you speak of are any good.


:crackup: LOL.. hypnotize.

I command you to undress yourself.
 

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how does he do that so fast?? is that possible?

and where can I learn it?
 

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have you found any info on it spider?

is it possible first?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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