"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Hypnotist Bank Robber

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Ross J would be impressed

Hypno-robber strikes again
Chisinau, Moldova
October 12, 2005

POLICE are chasing a con artist who used hypnotism to steal tens of thousands of dollars from bank tellers in Moldova - eastern Europe's poorest country.
The suspect, identified as Vladimir Kozak, 49, is believed to have stolen more than $40,000 from bank employees unable to resist his powers, police said yesterday.

Kozak's biggest haul took place last week, where police say he convinced a teller to give him $12,000.

His technique was to gain eye contact, put his targets in a hypnotic state and convince them to hand over cash.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16893532-13762,00.html

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-...r/2005/10/11/1128796502142.html?oneclick=true
Police were warning bank security personnel to avoid attempts to detain him because of his possible accomplices, and because of his potential ability to defend himself by hypnotism.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Funny, you'd have thought he would have convinced the employees that there had never been a robbery while he had them in a trance... :p
 
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he probably did, but there were cameras :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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Oh my god:crackup: :crackup: i can't bolive you could even do that:crackup: :crackup: imagine having that kind of power

"i am now your god, bow to your lord":D
 
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Originally posted by Diaoz
he probably did, but there were cameras
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So why not hypnotize the bank manager to replace the tapes with the ones from the day before and forget he did so?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Duh, hes a bank robber. He has no time for "details".

Plus, any of you guys been to Moldova? Well I have. My grandparents live there and I'll tell you, the place is ****ing POOR. I doubt these cameras you speak of are any good.


:crackup: LOL.. hypnotize.

I command you to undress yourself.
 
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how does he do that so fast?? is that possible?

and where can I learn it?
 
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have you found any info on it spider?

is it possible first?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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