"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Hygiene On This One Is...

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Questionable.

I went out with this girl for the first time today. I noticed a couple things about her that made me hesitate and not kiss her goodbye.

For one thing...her earing holes are scabbed over like they were infected at one point. When she lifted her arm up I noticed that she wasn't shaved close enough to the skin, I saw some stubble. Nose hairs were also visible. Lastly, her nails were raggedy, looking like she doesn't pay attention to those sorts of things.

She looked cute everywhere else, smooth skin and all. Nice legs and chest...

I don't know if I should let her know or if I should go. Maybe these things are not so bad, eh?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Uhhh... very awkward I must say. I mean wow, your in a situation where you can't tell this girl because she might take it wrong and yet if you don't you wouldn't feel like if you want to date her.

Why don't you take her out like the beach and tell her wear a bikini, shouldn't she be more clean by then?
 
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Disgusting. Sounds like a horrible troll.
 
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No beach anywhere in sight unfortunatly. Well, I don't know man, a girl really has to keep herself clean for me to want more...I think those things speak volumes about a person.
 
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Originally posted by matius
No beach anywhere in sight unfortunatly. Well, I don't know man, a girl really has to keep herself clean for me to want more...I think those things speak volumes about a person.
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Wait until you see the jungle she's got waiting for you below deck :D.

If her pits are that bad, wait until she tells you to go down on her!

Your gonna need a toothpick :eek:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Big-J...

Thanks for your input, she's nexted. I can't see her now without that imagery a-hole. :rolleyes:

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