Target_100
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Banged: the dikk inside the vagina. Oral, fingering etc. doesn't count.
I'll start off: 16.
I'll start off: 16.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The HUGE how many chicks have you Banged thread
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Target_100
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Serious answers only please.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
skirtChaser
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I'm now only keeping track of the women I haven't porked yet.
Moofahsa
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6
4 of those came after readin the site
4 of those came after readin the site
funketekun
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4only.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
:cheer: THE WINNER!!!! :cheer:DrD77 said:
I have banged the videos on my computer screen for years.
It's great. The girls are always hot, young, and tight and they don't want a relationship after I sleep with them. They also let me do anything I want to them and are always ready to have sex.
Talk about paradise...
It's great. The girls are always hot, young, and tight and they don't want a relationship after I sleep with them. They also let me do anything I want to them and are always ready to have sex.
Talk about paradise...
Wow, I did a poll a ways back and got MUCH better responses. That's because they didn't have to forfeit their anonymity to answer. What you fail to realize, Target, is that insecure people HATE the feeling of being judged. Therefore they will do 1 of 3 three things.
1) Not answer (Nothing wrong with that)
2) Obviously bullsh!t (1,347 exempli gratia, no biggie but can be annoying)
or
3) Bullsh!t and pass it on as reality (my personal pet peeve)
Blah, but just wait until you get the 'enlightened ones' telling you how immature you are or those that must claim you only screwed UG's to get past their #. It helps them sleep at night. I'm on your side, but I"m giving you fair warning.
That said, my number is 49. And I'm comfortable with it....until number 50 comes along!
1) Not answer (Nothing wrong with that)
2) Obviously bullsh!t (1,347 exempli gratia, no biggie but can be annoying)
or
3) Bullsh!t and pass it on as reality (my personal pet peeve)
Blah, but just wait until you get the 'enlightened ones' telling you how immature you are or those that must claim you only screwed UG's to get past their #. It helps them sleep at night. I'm on your side, but I"m giving you fair warning.
That said, my number is 49. And I'm comfortable with it....until number 50 comes along!
belividere
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I find the most of this post to be true; but at the same time I quit counting because once I hit double digits (awhile back) I stopped caring about numbers. All that a number does is impress another guy and most of it is bull**** as #3 puts it. Ironically I have never meet a single person guy or girl who has slept with over 20 people and can give an exact count. Most people over 10 dont know exact numbers. I'm not claiming to be enlightened for this or down playing anyones claims, but I also lost count since it wasn't that big a deal and could care less if someone doubts me.Rex Man said:Wow, I did a poll a ways back and got MUCH better responses. That's because they didn't have to forfeit their anonymity to answer. What you fail to realize, Target, is that insecure people HATE the feeling of being judged. Therefore they will do 1 of 3 three things.
1) Not answer (Nothing wrong with that)
2) Obviously bullsh!t (1,347 exempli gratia, no biggie but can be annoying)
or
3) Bullsh!t and pass it on as reality (my personal pet peeve)
Blah, but just wait until you get the 'enlightened ones' telling you how immature you are or those that must claim you only screwed UG's to get past their #. It helps them sleep at night. I'm on your side, but I"m giving you fair warning.
That said, my number is 49. And I'm comfortable with it....until number 50 comes along!
I never slept with girls to show off a number I slept with girls because I wanted to.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
"... I won't lie to you... So, how was your day?"
comic_relief
comic_relief
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Belvidere, yeah that's a good point. One of the biggest DJ's I know (much bigger than me but also older) really doesn't know. More than likely I wouldn't know either but I keep my list right next to the KFC and Coca-cola recipes.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
It's so many I can't count them on one hand. But less than six.
Methuselah
Don Juan
x2.skirtChaser said:
Methuselah
Don Juan
This thread would be alot cooler if it was renamed to, "The how many HUGE chicks have you Banged thread!"
Master Bates
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4 women.
96 men.
save me sosuave.
96 men.
save me sosuave.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.