"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The HUGE how many chicks have you Banged thread

Target_100

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Banged: the dikk inside the vagina. Oral, fingering etc. doesn't count.


I'll start off: 16.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Serious answers only please.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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DonJuan11

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I have banged the videos on my computer screen for years.

It's great. The girls are always hot, young, and tight and they don't want a relationship after I sleep with them. They also let me do anything I want to them and are always ready to have sex.

Talk about paradise...
 

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Wow, I did a poll a ways back and got MUCH better responses. That's because they didn't have to forfeit their anonymity to answer. What you fail to realize, Target, is that insecure people HATE the feeling of being judged. Therefore they will do 1 of 3 three things.

1) Not answer (Nothing wrong with that)

2) Obviously bullsh!t (1,347 exempli gratia, no biggie but can be annoying)

or

3) Bullsh!t and pass it on as reality (my personal pet peeve)

Blah, but just wait until you get the 'enlightened ones' telling you how immature you are or those that must claim you only screwed UG's to get past their #. It helps them sleep at night. I'm on your side, but I"m giving you fair warning.

That said, my number is 49. And I'm comfortable with it....until number 50 comes along! :up:
 

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Rex Man said:
Wow, I did a poll a ways back and got MUCH better responses. That's because they didn't have to forfeit their anonymity to answer. What you fail to realize, Target, is that insecure people HATE the feeling of being judged. Therefore they will do 1 of 3 three things.

1) Not answer (Nothing wrong with that)

2) Obviously bullsh!t (1,347 exempli gratia, no biggie but can be annoying)

or

3) Bullsh!t and pass it on as reality (my personal pet peeve)

Blah, but just wait until you get the 'enlightened ones' telling you how immature you are or those that must claim you only screwed UG's to get past their #. It helps them sleep at night. I'm on your side, but I"m giving you fair warning.

That said, my number is 49. And I'm comfortable with it....until number 50 comes along! :up:
I find the most of this post to be true; but at the same time I quit counting because once I hit double digits (awhile back) I stopped caring about numbers. All that a number does is impress another guy and most of it is bull**** as #3 puts it. Ironically I have never meet a single person guy or girl who has slept with over 20 people and can give an exact count. Most people over 10 dont know exact numbers. I'm not claiming to be enlightened for this or down playing anyones claims, but I also lost count since it wasn't that big a deal and could care less if someone doubts me.

I never slept with girls to show off a number I slept with girls because I wanted to.
 

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"... I won't lie to you... So, how was your day?"

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Belvidere, yeah that's a good point. One of the biggest DJ's I know (much bigger than me but also older) really doesn't know. More than likely I wouldn't know either but I keep my list right next to the KFC and Coca-cola recipes. :D
 

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This thread would be alot cooler if it was renamed to, "The how many HUGE chicks have you Banged thread!"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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