"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
just for the record... i am not shallow and materialistic...Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
Uhmm, what exactly do you expect from the women of sosuave (aside from WaterTiger and maybe one or two others, of course) but a bunch of insecure attention *****s!?
Most women are shallow and materialistic. Thus, they are insecure about pretty much everything. Thats probably the main reason why most of them hang around here seeking our approval and attention. I think its kinda funny, personally.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Originally posted by Hot Ice
Whoa. intimidating
And there I thought he was joking...
Glad to hear it, Kitten. I said most women, not all women.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
The best time was with this really beautiful 16-year old girl and even though she was and still is mean to me (ignores me and my phone calls and makes fun of me subtly in front of her friends) she let me have sex with her twice.
The second time was better than anything I could imagine and I would do almost anything to have it again. We were in her room after I snuck into her house at midnight, and I brought in a little alcohol to drink but nothing much, so after an hour of talking and me laying on the floor while she was on the computer, she went to the bathroom then came back and I stood up and greeted her, then turned her around started kissing her on the back of the neck, shoulders, and cheeks, then and lifted up her shirt and carresed her arms, waist, shoulders, stomach, and breasts.
Then we went to her bed and she made me turn off the lights and I slid off her panties and fingered her for five minutes then put a condom on and had sex with her for no longer than 45 minutes. We tried many positions and she was for anything but didn't prefer one position over the other.
She would also move her hips when I thrusted perfectly. I touched her everywhere then I said we should stand up and we did and leaned our heads out a window looking into a cold clear night, and resumed talking about my experience in college and then about the stars while I was in back of her thrusting and kissing her cheeck. After that I told her I think it's time I should come, so we go back on the bed missonary style, and she is looking at my eyes and holding my arms and so while I come she squeezes her p*ssy and hugs me around my back.
She seemed like I was the only thing in her world at that time and all her attention was focused on what pleased me. She made me forget about anything else in the world and life was perfect at that moment in time. It was as much as an emotional experience as a physical experience. Like I said, I would do almost anything to do it again and I feel so warm when I think about it.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
That's an awesome story, though I do think she's a little young to be having sex. But, at least you know what type of experience is best for you. So just be careful not to get anyone pregnant yet!
Hi penkitten!
SB
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Anwways, thanks for the pregnancy warning, Dr. Ruth.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
SB
penkitten
Master Don Juan
hey chickie whats shakin?Originally posted by seabreeze
Hi penkitten!
SB
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i never said i wasnt an attention *****, did i?Originally posted by Hot Ice
Yup, shallow women do not have to correct people on internet boards don't they...
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
SB
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
... by about the third picture I was wondering if you ever change your shirt.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
SB
Alpine
Master Don Juan
The hottest sex I've ever had was last night, I pretended the girl I was with was you. I was caressing your silky black skin as it glistened in the flicker of candlelight.
Censored ******************
30 mins later...
Your back arched with ecstasy as I rythmically pounded and pounded. Then, totally consumed and engorged by our oneness, I let out an almighty cry....
SEABREEZE!
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
All right fellas, we can let this one die!
SB
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Soma
Banned
This fool. hahha
And that dude talking about nearly seeing the holy ghost while fvcking some 16 year old out the side of the window. Wtf? Hope you're kidding cause doin some underage b!tch from behind WHILE talking about college and the stars above is almost, not completely, but definitely close to, fag-retarded.
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
Are any of those guys in the pics you're in former lovers? They all look scrubby.
What type of accent do you have? Considering your background, does it lean toward Ethiopian or is it more American?
That was funny.I think its kinda funny, personally.
...and sad.
But mostly funny!
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
No, they are from one of my favorite bands called Ozomatli. The guy with the afro in the other picture from my graduation is a former fellow grad student and one of my best friends.
I was born in America, my grandfather migrated from Ethiopia.
SB
I have no idea why, but in the sack she was the best I've ever had.... while some "hot" girls just plain sucked in bed.
I have no idea why.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Yeah, whenever I tell a woman that I'm not interested, or that I don't wanna get into it any further they always get really serious. Go figure.
Yup, I'm a pretty funny guy.
Anyways, the best sex I've ever had... well, any sex with me involved is the best sex thats ever been had. And I out-do myself pretty much everytime, so there is no catching up with the Spikester.
Thats all I'm gonna say about that.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.