"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
just for the record... i am not shallow and materialistic...Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
Uhmm, what exactly do you expect from the women of sosuave (aside from WaterTiger and maybe one or two others, of course) but a bunch of insecure attention *****s!?
Most women are shallow and materialistic. Thus, they are insecure about pretty much everything. Thats probably the main reason why most of them hang around here seeking our approval and attention. I think its kinda funny, personally.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Originally posted by Hot Ice
Whoa. intimidating
And there I thought he was joking...
Glad to hear it, Kitten. I said most women, not all women.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
The best time was with this really beautiful 16-year old girl and even though she was and still is mean to me (ignores me and my phone calls and makes fun of me subtly in front of her friends) she let me have sex with her twice.
The second time was better than anything I could imagine and I would do almost anything to have it again. We were in her room after I snuck into her house at midnight, and I brought in a little alcohol to drink but nothing much, so after an hour of talking and me laying on the floor while she was on the computer, she went to the bathroom then came back and I stood up and greeted her, then turned her around started kissing her on the back of the neck, shoulders, and cheeks, then and lifted up her shirt and carresed her arms, waist, shoulders, stomach, and breasts.
Then we went to her bed and she made me turn off the lights and I slid off her panties and fingered her for five minutes then put a condom on and had sex with her for no longer than 45 minutes. We tried many positions and she was for anything but didn't prefer one position over the other.
She would also move her hips when I thrusted perfectly. I touched her everywhere then I said we should stand up and we did and leaned our heads out a window looking into a cold clear night, and resumed talking about my experience in college and then about the stars while I was in back of her thrusting and kissing her cheeck. After that I told her I think it's time I should come, so we go back on the bed missonary style, and she is looking at my eyes and holding my arms and so while I come she squeezes her p*ssy and hugs me around my back.
She seemed like I was the only thing in her world at that time and all her attention was focused on what pleased me. She made me forget about anything else in the world and life was perfect at that moment in time. It was as much as an emotional experience as a physical experience. Like I said, I would do almost anything to do it again and I feel so warm when I think about it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
That's an awesome story, though I do think she's a little young to be having sex. But, at least you know what type of experience is best for you. So just be careful not to get anyone pregnant yet!
Hi penkitten!
SB
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Anwways, thanks for the pregnancy warning, Dr. Ruth.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
SB
penkitten
Master Don Juan
hey chickie whats shakin?Originally posted by seabreeze
Hi penkitten!
SB
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i never said i wasnt an attention *****, did i?Originally posted by Hot Ice
Yup, shallow women do not have to correct people on internet boards don't they...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
SB
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
... by about the third picture I was wondering if you ever change your shirt.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
SB
Alpine
Master Don Juan
The hottest sex I've ever had was last night, I pretended the girl I was with was you. I was caressing your silky black skin as it glistened in the flicker of candlelight.
Censored ******************
30 mins later...
Your back arched with ecstasy as I rythmically pounded and pounded. Then, totally consumed and engorged by our oneness, I let out an almighty cry....
SEABREEZE!
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
All right fellas, we can let this one die!
SB
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Soma
Banned
This fool. hahha
And that dude talking about nearly seeing the holy ghost while fvcking some 16 year old out the side of the window. Wtf? Hope you're kidding cause doin some underage b!tch from behind WHILE talking about college and the stars above is almost, not completely, but definitely close to, fag-retarded.
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
Are any of those guys in the pics you're in former lovers? They all look scrubby.
What type of accent do you have? Considering your background, does it lean toward Ethiopian or is it more American?
That was funny.I think its kinda funny, personally.
...and sad.
But mostly funny!
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
No, they are from one of my favorite bands called Ozomatli. The guy with the afro in the other picture from my graduation is a former fellow grad student and one of my best friends.
I was born in America, my grandfather migrated from Ethiopia.
SB
I have no idea why, but in the sack she was the best I've ever had.... while some "hot" girls just plain sucked in bed.
I have no idea why.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Yeah, whenever I tell a woman that I'm not interested, or that I don't wanna get into it any further they always get really serious. Go figure.
Yup, I'm a pretty funny guy.
Anyways, the best sex I've ever had... well, any sex with me involved is the best sex thats ever been had. And I out-do myself pretty much everytime, so there is no catching up with the Spikester.
Thats all I'm gonna say about that.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.