"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The great debate: BOOBS VS ASS

Boobs or Ass which matters more?

  • Boobs

    Votes: 33 40.2%
  • Ass

    Votes: 49 59.8%

  • Total voters
    82

Smack

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Ass. From what I've seen girls with big breasts don't have the nicest looking nipples. The nipples that I really like to suck on are predominately found in women with average sized boobs for a slim girl. Plus, most girls with big boobs these days are fatties.

A good ass is a better indicator of sexual ability than a nice big set of boobs. Girls who go to the gym and do their squats will have a nice ass soon enough if they don't already.

Plus, you can look at girls' asses without getting caught.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Conquer

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Smack said:
Plus, you can look at girls' asses without getting caught.
Ain't that the truth
 

speakeasy

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ketostix said:
I can deal with a girl with a nice ass (hips, legs) and flat chested, but I can't deal with a woman with boobs and a flat man ass with no hips.
For once I agree 100% with my arch-nemesis
 

Colossus

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ketostix said:
I can deal with a girl with a nice ass (hips, legs) and flat chested, but I can't deal with a woman with boobs and a flat man ass with no hips.

Word.

A great ass is the centerpiece of a woman's body.
 

amoka

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Booty over boobs....A turn off is a belly at the same plateau as the boobs. That's purely disgusting.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Zunder

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Obviously, when you read my signature, I am going to vote for ass, a beautiful, pert, apple shaped ass.

Pity they don't all have 'em like that.
 

Captain Harlock

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A great ass can compensate for a lack of big boobs. It doesn't work the other way around.
 

fertileTurtle

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Boobs. I love to see them protruding through the sweater, the classic cleavage tease and the bending over to get a peek, she squeezes them together with her arms or does a stretch, perhaps she pushes them up against me. I love to see the bouncing, and love to see them walk and hear them talk. I love to play lick suck etc. used as pillows, shelves to place inventory items on, etc. Yes fakies can be a turn off most of the time, but I've see them used with sexiness. Ass can be fun to slap and spank, but boobs can be slapped and spanked and the nobs twisted or nipped on and all sorts of playful shenanigans can be dones with the extravagant boobage.
 

FairShake

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I have boobs. Don't need others.

Anyway, no ass definitely disappoints me more than no boobs.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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3countriesPlan

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Ass has a practical use. Its all about a girl having a nice bubble butt so you can really ram her hard doggy. That lil bubble ass taking a beating is much cooler than boobs. I don't see any holes in a boob. Go ASS!
 

AlexLefty

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Depends on the day honestly.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Poonani Maker

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Droopy boobs are a big turn-off for me. I've seen way too many to come to this conclusion.
 
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