Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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The great debate: BOOBS VS ASS

Boobs or Ass which matters more?

  • Boobs

    Votes: 33 40.2%
  • Ass

    Votes: 49 59.8%

  • Total voters
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Smack

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Ass. From what I've seen girls with big breasts don't have the nicest looking nipples. The nipples that I really like to suck on are predominately found in women with average sized boobs for a slim girl. Plus, most girls with big boobs these days are fatties.

A good ass is a better indicator of sexual ability than a nice big set of boobs. Girls who go to the gym and do their squats will have a nice ass soon enough if they don't already.

Plus, you can look at girls' asses without getting caught.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Conquer

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Smack said:
Plus, you can look at girls' asses without getting caught.
Ain't that the truth
 

speakeasy

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ketostix said:
I can deal with a girl with a nice ass (hips, legs) and flat chested, but I can't deal with a woman with boobs and a flat man ass with no hips.
For once I agree 100% with my arch-nemesis
 

Colossus

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ketostix said:
I can deal with a girl with a nice ass (hips, legs) and flat chested, but I can't deal with a woman with boobs and a flat man ass with no hips.

Word.

A great ass is the centerpiece of a woman's body.
 

amoka

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Booty over boobs....A turn off is a belly at the same plateau as the boobs. That's purely disgusting.
 
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Zunder

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Obviously, when you read my signature, I am going to vote for ass, a beautiful, pert, apple shaped ass.

Pity they don't all have 'em like that.
 

Captain Harlock

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A great ass can compensate for a lack of big boobs. It doesn't work the other way around.
 

fertileTurtle

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Boobs. I love to see them protruding through the sweater, the classic cleavage tease and the bending over to get a peek, she squeezes them together with her arms or does a stretch, perhaps she pushes them up against me. I love to see the bouncing, and love to see them walk and hear them talk. I love to play lick suck etc. used as pillows, shelves to place inventory items on, etc. Yes fakies can be a turn off most of the time, but I've see them used with sexiness. Ass can be fun to slap and spank, but boobs can be slapped and spanked and the nobs twisted or nipped on and all sorts of playful shenanigans can be dones with the extravagant boobage.
 

FairShake

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I have boobs. Don't need others.

Anyway, no ass definitely disappoints me more than no boobs.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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3countriesPlan

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Ass has a practical use. Its all about a girl having a nice bubble butt so you can really ram her hard doggy. That lil bubble ass taking a beating is much cooler than boobs. I don't see any holes in a boob. Go ASS!
 

AlexLefty

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Depends on the day honestly.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Poonani Maker

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Droopy boobs are a big turn-off for me. I've seen way too many to come to this conclusion.
 
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