"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Phantasmal
Senior Don Juan
I keep hearing that. What does that even mean?Originally posted by i am me
don't put the pu$$y up on a pedastool
aftershock
Master Don Juan
It means not to hype women up to be something that they're not. Look up "pedestal" in a dictionary for a better definition.
I saw the movie tonight. Funny in places. A DJ should be able to work out what he does right, and what he does wrong. Personally I thought that the bookstore approach was pure gold - apart from not getting the number!
Phantasmal
Senior Don Juan
Hehheh. I was making a reference to the movie. He asks that question. It probably wasn't the exact wording though.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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It's a movie and not life, so don't watch it thinking you'll learn something relevant. Of course you might, but just watch it to be entertained and you won't be disappointed.