"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The ex is back...soap opera material

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expos said:
Well played.

Some things to take away from this...

1. Never ever cry in front of woman. EVER. I know girls say they love a sensitive man...but this is bullish!t. OP didn't cry. She did for manipulation. He had the power here.

2. Never ever send a girl gifts, letters, flowers, whatever, after a break up. They will usually run away.

3. 180's work. If you are the same sniveling dude, a chick will NEVER come back. By becoming different, getting more muscular, getting a new job, moving to a new town, hanging with new people, you grow and become desirable to EVERYONE.

4. Girls usually don't change. I'd say that more than 90% just do the same thing over and over in each new relationship. What does change is that they become better manipulators and find weaker targets to dump their issues onto. The OP should continue to avoid this woman.
Every woman changes but it usually stops at 23, which is why it's risky to get involved (LTR) with young women.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Any update to this story. This was a trip to read.
 

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expos said:
Any update to this story. This was a trip to read.

Nothing new to add. I keep seeing her in my rotation of 4. I get the " I will not see you again until you are single" routine every time but every time I end up screwing her.

In the meantime, I am planning a little get away with some buddies to Havana for a weekend. Top quality *****
 
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