"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The downfall of most great men have been because of women

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Well I would rather live in today's world then some world where my average life expectancy is below 50, work from dusk to dawn, and live in a world where wars are a common thing.
That never existed (except in gun free zones in Chicago). You are looking at average life span, one of the worst myths spun by Big Pharma.

Back before we knew to wash our hands, when we had higher incidences of death during childbirth (and in the days before abortions), we had people dying at age 15 and age 0, mother and child respectively. That brought the average life span down. But when we exclude those, we see that people who didn't die during childbirth lived to be age 70 or 80 - same as now - and without Big Pharma drugs. Men tended to be nearly as productive as their prime until they eventually would drop dead and/or be taken out to pasture to die.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"An honorable woman, who can find?"

To me, it means to keep a safe distance from women, until they prove that they're not garbage.
 
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