"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The doctor just whupped ass!

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WoW!

The way you use the English language I would tear your ass apart in about 20 seconds if you ever tried that **** on me and a girl I was with….


You F@@king Cave Gahnsta!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I highly suspect that this is a troll, because I doubt anyone is so out of touch with reality to actually do something like that.

If you are not a troll, seek help from a psychiatrist.
 

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PAIN! PAIN!!!!!!

My cheeks hurt.
 

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What he did made complete sense. He did everything completely right. You know why, because of this statement:


You call me a pigeon but I'm hung like a horse.
Seriously he's hung like a horse the girl is his for sure
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

This guy cracks me up!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

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Please don't stop posting, you always make me laugh, congrats!

DrBeard Looks Like A Pigeon
DrBeard Plays Tiger Game
DrBeard Talks To A Girl
DrBeard Grows Some Balls
DrBeard As A Bad Boy

AND NOW...

DrBeard Goes To A Restaurant!

After reviewing all of those links, i really laughed so hard, i havent laughed this hard all week.

This kid really knows how to make a person laugh....you are funny as hell man.

I feel bad for him kinda because he seems to not think before he reacts which is good for a great laugh, but in the long run can be ur down fall.
 

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Dark Haired Alpha thanks for combining all those links above ....you have no idea how hard i was laughing.
 

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i dont know whats funnier, this thread or all the people that think this dude is serious. cmon guys, no one is this obnoxious.
 

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hey man!

if that were me who you threw the dinner over, i would have caved your face in.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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