"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The doctor just whupped ass!

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WoW!

The way you use the English language I would tear your ass apart in about 20 seconds if you ever tried that **** on me and a girl I was with….


You F@@king Cave Gahnsta!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I highly suspect that this is a troll, because I doubt anyone is so out of touch with reality to actually do something like that.

If you are not a troll, seek help from a psychiatrist.
 

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PAIN! PAIN!!!!!!

My cheeks hurt.
 

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What he did made complete sense. He did everything completely right. You know why, because of this statement:


You call me a pigeon but I'm hung like a horse.
Seriously he's hung like a horse the girl is his for sure
 

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This guy cracks me up!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Please don't stop posting, you always make me laugh, congrats!

DrBeard Looks Like A Pigeon
DrBeard Plays Tiger Game
DrBeard Talks To A Girl
DrBeard Grows Some Balls
DrBeard As A Bad Boy

AND NOW...

DrBeard Goes To A Restaurant!

After reviewing all of those links, i really laughed so hard, i havent laughed this hard all week.

This kid really knows how to make a person laugh....you are funny as hell man.

I feel bad for him kinda because he seems to not think before he reacts which is good for a great laugh, but in the long run can be ur down fall.
 

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Dark Haired Alpha thanks for combining all those links above ....you have no idea how hard i was laughing.
 

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i dont know whats funnier, this thread or all the people that think this dude is serious. cmon guys, no one is this obnoxious.
 

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hey man!

if that were me who you threw the dinner over, i would have caved your face in.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

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