The Direct Approach

[Schwank]

I went out with some guys from college on Friday night and had a "few drinks" (and by a few drinks, I mean 12+ beers). At the place we were at, after many beers, I noticed that there happened to be a bunch of girls who I've seen around campus grounds. To make a long story short, I approached the group and made a bunch of rather crude remarks. Examples: "Nice top sweetheart, really accentuates your tits." And "How many kocks do you girls normally eat by the end of Friday night?" And "Damn you got hairy arms. I bet you don't shave your cvnt." Those were some of the more choice lines I used. In return they called me a "fvckhead" (along with a bunch of other names) and told me to "just fvck off"... but I didn't. I followed them around and harrassed them.

Regrettably I'm going to have see these girls around campus tomorrow. And even more regrettably, these girls are GOSSIP QUEENS. I don't want to further tarnish my already questionable college reputation. So do I apologise for this sort of stuff or just let it slide?

 

[todays_news]

i think you're posting on the wrong website.

http://www.toplad.org/

haha, dont sweat it man, the apology is going to make no difference at all. If its college or uni, then the girls will gossip anyway.

maybe say hello if you see them, but its not worth apologising.

I should also add, that I find it hilarious.

 

[S0LID]

Aw I love a story which ends in a cell.

haha I'm guessing you're going to cut down on the booze next time.

 

[Captain]

Don't drink to excess. Classic chump mistake, getting drunk and doing stupid chump-sh!t to women you regret the next day.

 

[Schwank]

Yes I really should cut down on the liqour, as it's not the first time I've clowned myself whilst on the sauce.