You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
that is the kind of woman don't even shows on my radar, it like a guy reallyChelsea Handler, 44, admits she would 'love to find someone to love'
Chelsea Handler changed her tune and admitted she would love to be in a relationship again during an appearance on The Vew: 'I would love to find someone to love.'www.dailymail.co.uk
Could you imagine being in an LTR with this crazy b*tch? Can you imagine the day-to-day mood swings that you'd have to deal with? This one is a permanent resident on the carousel and now she hates her decision but who would have her?
How is that different from any other woman?Chelsea Handler, 44, admits she would 'love to find someone to love'
Chelsea Handler changed her tune and admitted she would love to be in a relationship again during an appearance on The Vew: 'I would love to find someone to love.'
Could you imagine being in an LTR with this crazy b*tch? Can you imagine the day-to-day mood swings that you'd have to deal with? This one is a permanent resident on the carousel and now she hates her decision but who would have her?
because even when she was pretty she couldn't lock down a guy and now her clock is dead lol
There’s still going to be somebody that’s willing to cuck himself to be with her. Probably some leftist dude.Chelsea Handler, 44, admits she would 'love to find someone to love'
Chelsea Handler changed her tune and admitted she would love to be in a relationship again during an appearance on The Vew: 'I would love to find someone to love.'
Could you imagine being in an LTR with this crazy b*tch? Can you imagine the day-to-day mood swings that you'd have to deal with? This one is a permanent resident on the carousel and now she hates her decision but who would have her?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The fvck?
Look it up lol theres a video
Hahahahaha!!!! I never heard this!! I hope it’s Stiffler!!!