"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Definition Of A Crazy Cat Lady

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Could you imagine being in an LTR with this crazy b*tch? Can you imagine the day-to-day mood swings that you'd have to deal with? This one is a permanent resident on the carousel and now she hates her decision but who would have her?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alvafe

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Could you imagine being in an LTR with this crazy b*tch? Can you imagine the day-to-day mood swings that you'd have to deal with? This one is a permanent resident on the carousel and now she hates her decision but who would have her?
that is the kind of woman don't even shows on my radar, it like a guy really
 

Kotaix

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Could you imagine being in an LTR with this crazy b*tch? Can you imagine the day-to-day mood swings that you'd have to deal with? This one is a permanent resident on the carousel and now she hates her decision but who would have her?
How is that different from any other woman?

She used to be pretty, now she's starting to look like an old wallet.
 

Alvafe

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How is that different from any other woman?

She used to be pretty, now she's starting to look like an old wallet.
because even when she was pretty she couldn't lock down a guy and now her clock is dead lol
 

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Could you imagine being in an LTR with this crazy b*tch? Can you imagine the day-to-day mood swings that you'd have to deal with? This one is a permanent resident on the carousel and now she hates her decision but who would have her?
There’s still going to be somebody that’s willing to cuck himself to be with her. Probably some leftist dude.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Didnt dude from american pie piss on her face an mouth
 

Jager

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