"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Dark Knight

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I loved Batman Begins, but this installment is five times better. :D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You know what...I dont think ive been that impressed with superhero flick until I saw this movie! My god....joker gave me chill's!:up:
 

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I wonder how well this did at the box office. At the opening night, all 14 theaters were packed. I can't imagine how filled it was on the actual opening day. I saw even kids dressed up as Batman going into the theaters. I really wouldn't be surprised if it cracked into the top 10 box office sales of all time in the US.
 

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It sold out in every New York theater on opening day.

I'd have to say TDK was the most epic movie I've ever seen. Heath Ledger seriously deserves an Oscar, every Joker scene was absolutely majestic.

"Why so serious?"
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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War Against Betaism said:
I wonder how well this did at the box office. At the opening night, all 14 theaters were packed. I can't imagine how filled it was on the actual opening day. I saw even kids dressed up as Batman going into the theaters. I really wouldn't be surprised if it cracked into the top 10 box office sales of all time in the US.
100 Million opening day....:up:




Hmm, I read on Yahoo It earned 100 mil. Nonetheless, sweet movie.

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I actually did a little research myself and at the midnight showing it pulled in $17 million. On opening day it earned $50 million so in total it earned $67 million, and I doubt that it's going to slow down. The critics are on its side and for those bunch that were skeptical of the movie, they're eventually going to be pulled into the hype.
 

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The big question is can Heath Ledger snag a posthumous Oscar for his spellbound brilliant performance? I do believe his performance is Oscar worthy, but the Oscars traditionally and characteristically award serious art flicks which nobody really hears about until the Oscar nominations are announced. In the eyes of Academy voters, which are comprised of old school directors, writers, and actors, The Dark Knight already has two strikes against it; it's a summer blockbuster and it's a comic book. But obstacles can be overcome and The Dark Knight has a trifecta of factors which coalesce into a perfect storm for Oscar consideration; a great actor who dies in his prime, delivering an iconic performance, in a perfect movie. As of the moment I write, the film scores nearly perfect on Rotten Tomatoes (94%) and is ranked by IMDb as the best movie ever, knocking The Godfather out of place (an overreaction which won't last, but still nonetheless a positive sign it may reach the Oscars).
 

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Pencil scene = Funniest thing I've seen. I was in stitched.

Joker in the hospital cracked me up as well.

Anyone that thinks he doesn't deserve at least a nomination is a douche.
 

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the latest reports have it bringing in about 68 million opening day. It beat out Spiderman 3 for the record and will more then likely top the weekend record.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yeah I know, he who is not to be spoiled is one of my favorite villains in the Batman series and it was really a treat to have them introduce him in the movie.
They could have split it into two good movies, but I'm glad they made it one big great one. That's prob my favorite villain too.

I went with a bunch of stupid girls that didn't appreciate the brilliance of it all.
 

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Loved the ending. I don't see how people saw it as bleak... ya its not the classic happy sugar coated ending, but it shows character and inspiration. Doing the right thing even if you get hated for it. No ***** footing endings when people are not left without scars. The fact it's a mainstream summer 'blockbuster' film is a shocker.

I'm glad it is making good money, it deserves it. On my book, it doesn't matter if the film (or Ledger) gets nominated or wins, it will last and be remembered through the test of time.
 

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Could an adaptation of Miller's Dark Knight Returns be around the corner?

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Loved the ending. I don't see how people saw it as bleak... ya its not the classic happy sugar coated ending, but it shows character and inspiration. Doing the right thing even if you get hated for it. No ***** footing endings when people are not left without scars. The fact it's a mainstream summer 'blockbuster' film is a shocker.

I'm glad it is making good money, it deserves it. On my book, it doesn't matter if the film (or Ledger) gets nominated or wins, it will last and be remembered through the test of time.
Now that you said that, this movie does open the door for an adaptation of Framk Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns". Although, sadly, Heath Ledger's brilliance (which would have been perfect for Miller's take on the Joker) will have to be replaced by someone else who will have some big shoes to fill.
 

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Did anyone else find the part where Ledger comes out of the hospital wearing the nurses outfit funny? Then the detonator doesnt work so he clicks it a few more times then BOOM! I loved that part!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yotsuya-san said:
Although, sadly, Heath Ledger's brilliance (which would have been perfect for Miller's take on the Joker) will have to be replaced by someone else who will have some big shoes to fill.
anyone else picture johnny depp filling this role?
 

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This thread contains some spoilers that people might not want to read. Andy, maybe you should put a disclaimer saying, "read at your own risk".

Anyway, this movie was great. I didn't think BB could've been topped because that movie is packed with philosophical concepts. But this movie takes it up a notch. It not only packs more complex philosophy, but it also packs more action, and great acting by almost all of the main characters and supporting characters.

I wish the guy playing Maroni had more lines or was a better actor because Maroni is a fearful character but I guess his presence was overshadowed by Joker, Harvey Dent, Rachel Dawes, and of course, Batman.

There is SOO much going on in the movie that you have to watch it couple of times to really get the little perks and subtle hints and clues about the main plot. Come to think of it, there wasn't ONE main plot, more like multiple main plots.

And the ending was perfect. Just exactly what I was looking for because of the movie title and how it all had played out till then. I'm glad Nolan stayed true to the comic books story context, particularly Frank Millers and Soeb/Sales. No more Ka-Pow and Craaack! Adam West versions!

Oh, and the soundtrack/score was brilliant. Especially Joker's score! Terrifying to the core! It literally sent chills down my spine. And I'm glad they kept the score playing throughout the whole movie. Gives you a feeling of "on the edge of your seat" the entire time.
 

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And dont you get excited when Heath gets back on the screen? Hes so unpredictable in that movie, and whenever he came back on the screen I had an orgasm!
 

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What I love the most about this movie is that both the inner and outer battles are great. Bruce Wayne's battle against the public and making Harvey Dent the true hero of the city of Gotham and the battle against Joker. In the end it was awesome how they both kind of intertwined.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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