"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The creepiness meter

T-Roy

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Well hello there one and all, and welcome to the Creepiness meter. This little system here will help you decide if this girl is in your age group or not.

It's as simple as this. Take your age, lets say it's twenty, then divide it by two. Now you have ten. After you do that add seven. You get seventeen. Anyone seventeen or older is within your creepiness range. (Incidentally the oldest you can date is 26, if they follow the same system.)

The creepiness meter actually helps dictate the prefect age to start dating. Fourteen. When a thirteen year old divides their age by two, they get 6.5, you then add seven to get 13.5! Fourteen is where it all starts. (I started datin' at thirteen though. So don't worry 'bout that.)

So if you're older than fourteen, trust the creepiness meter to judge whether or not a lady is in your age range.

(Your age) Divided by two. Plus Seven. Equals (The age of your potential hottie.)

PS: I did not create this. One of my friends told it too me.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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evoken

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Too fail brah

So you're saying I should not pursue a 16 year old cause your dumbass 'creepiness meter' says it's too creepy for me to do so? Fvck that. :rolleyes:
 

Leporello

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That's an old old 'rule' from more than a hundred years ago that the aristocratic men used to use when choosing a wife.
 

Ease

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half your age plus seven.

if your 20+ then yes pursuing a 16 year old would be creepy. lol . .
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Allurre

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As long as she's over 18, cool.

IF she's 16, and you're 22, you're obviously in it just for physical indulgence.

Date a woman of age where others will respect you for it.
 

evoken

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Ease said:
half your age plus seven.

if your 20+ then yes pursuing a 16 year old would be creepy. lol . .
Why is that? Because this fvcking meter said so? Give me a break. :down:
 

GNRSLASH

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no, cuz that'd make you some creepy 22 year old pedophile that dates a 16 year old girl. It's not the meter, it's common sense.
 
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