"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The creepiness meter

T-Roy

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Well hello there one and all, and welcome to the Creepiness meter. This little system here will help you decide if this girl is in your age group or not.

It's as simple as this. Take your age, lets say it's twenty, then divide it by two. Now you have ten. After you do that add seven. You get seventeen. Anyone seventeen or older is within your creepiness range. (Incidentally the oldest you can date is 26, if they follow the same system.)

The creepiness meter actually helps dictate the prefect age to start dating. Fourteen. When a thirteen year old divides their age by two, they get 6.5, you then add seven to get 13.5! Fourteen is where it all starts. (I started datin' at thirteen though. So don't worry 'bout that.)

So if you're older than fourteen, trust the creepiness meter to judge whether or not a lady is in your age range.

(Your age) Divided by two. Plus Seven. Equals (The age of your potential hottie.)

PS: I did not create this. One of my friends told it too me.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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evoken

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Too fail brah

So you're saying I should not pursue a 16 year old cause your dumbass 'creepiness meter' says it's too creepy for me to do so? Fvck that. :rolleyes:
 

Leporello

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That's an old old 'rule' from more than a hundred years ago that the aristocratic men used to use when choosing a wife.
 

Ease

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half your age plus seven.

if your 20+ then yes pursuing a 16 year old would be creepy. lol . .
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Allurre

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As long as she's over 18, cool.

IF she's 16, and you're 22, you're obviously in it just for physical indulgence.

Date a woman of age where others will respect you for it.
 

evoken

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Ease said:
half your age plus seven.

if your 20+ then yes pursuing a 16 year old would be creepy. lol . .
Why is that? Because this fvcking meter said so? Give me a break. :down:
 

GNRSLASH

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no, cuz that'd make you some creepy 22 year old pedophile that dates a 16 year old girl. It's not the meter, it's common sense.
 
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