"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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The Censor is Too Strict

SexPDX

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I understand you don't like us cussing here and you have your censor and all but 'B e a v e r'? Come on, man? I was talking about Beever Cleaver when I ran into this too, not a girl's puzzy. Also I remember from a while back that we are not able to say we "s n a t c h e d a girl away from her BF either". Seriously man, don't you think this is a little much, LOL!

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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2N Turbo

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True dat.
Might as well do away with it, because there are ways around it.

**** you, you ****ing ****. = phuck u, u phucing fvk.
 

WampaLord

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Seriously, I mean, MotU tried to say "c0cked my head to the right" and it came out "**** my head..."

That just makes for confusing posts sometimes. Besides, it's not like we all don't know what anyone says when they go fvck or f'uck or fuk.

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Egyptian dude 1

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or you could say f u c k, and **** like that!

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set no method as your method,and set no limitation as your limitation
-Bruce Lee

Don't count the days, make the days count!
-Mohammed Ali

El Masry El Waheed !!!

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I hate beevers and there will be no discussion of those damn building creatures on this board. Also, MOTU shouldn't be doing that with his head. That's just wrong.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by sosuave.com:
I hate beevers and there will be no discussion of those damn building creatures on this board. Also, MOTU shouldn't be doing that with his head. That's just wrong.

LOL LMAO LOL
 

SexPDX

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Originally posted by sosuave.com:
I hate beevers and there will be no discussion of those damn building creatures on this board. Also, MOTU shouldn't be doing that with his head. That's just wrong.
Well Allen, those of us who live in the B E A V E R state view this as a serious freedom of speach issue. We can't even talk about the OSU football team without being restricted by the iron curtain of censorship.


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Here is an idea. Maybe instead of the censor Allen can use software that translates the words to their less vulgar counterparts or more politically correct phrasing. So when I post about the Oregon Civil War game it will come out as "Ducks vs. Vaginas" or if we talk about the Enola-Gay that bombed Japan it will come as "the Enola-Homosexual".

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WAZUOPPPPPPPP?

Nothing - just having a bud, cracking some jokes.....
 

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Fvck, Puzzy, Shyt, A$$, Kunt, Snattch, C0ck, Dyck, Bl0wj0b, Fellati0, Cunn!l!ngus, Fagg0t, Nikker, Sp!c, D0uchebag, ****t, et cetera.

You can always find a way around it.

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Tryin to Grow a Chin

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except for t w a t.

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'TW4T'. It sort of works.

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tw@t
or simply stick an extra vowel in
twaat

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I see no point in a filter. This isn't really a kiddy site, the aim here is to get laid. If you're after sex then you can say '****' or "Fvuk"
 

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What censor?

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****, ****, *****, *****, *******, ****, ****
 
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