"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Censor is Too Strict

SexPDX

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I understand you don't like us cussing here and you have your censor and all but 'B e a v e r'? Come on, man? I was talking about Beever Cleaver when I ran into this too, not a girl's puzzy. Also I remember from a while back that we are not able to say we "s n a t c h e d a girl away from her BF either". Seriously man, don't you think this is a little much, LOL!

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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2N Turbo

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True dat.
Might as well do away with it, because there are ways around it.

**** you, you ****ing ****. = phuck u, u phucing fvk.
 

WampaLord

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Seriously, I mean, MotU tried to say "c0cked my head to the right" and it came out "**** my head..."

That just makes for confusing posts sometimes. Besides, it's not like we all don't know what anyone says when they go fvck or f'uck or fuk.

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Whenever you gamble, eventually you lose.
 

Egyptian dude 1

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or you could say f u c k, and **** like that!

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set no method as your method,and set no limitation as your limitation
-Bruce Lee

Don't count the days, make the days count!
-Mohammed Ali

El Masry El Waheed !!!

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I hate beevers and there will be no discussion of those damn building creatures on this board. Also, MOTU shouldn't be doing that with his head. That's just wrong.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by sosuave.com:
I hate beevers and there will be no discussion of those damn building creatures on this board. Also, MOTU shouldn't be doing that with his head. That's just wrong.

LOL LMAO LOL
 

SexPDX

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Originally posted by sosuave.com:
I hate beevers and there will be no discussion of those damn building creatures on this board. Also, MOTU shouldn't be doing that with his head. That's just wrong.
Well Allen, those of us who live in the B E A V E R state view this as a serious freedom of speach issue. We can't even talk about the OSU football team without being restricted by the iron curtain of censorship.


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SexPDX

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Here is an idea. Maybe instead of the censor Allen can use software that translates the words to their less vulgar counterparts or more politically correct phrasing. So when I post about the Oregon Civil War game it will come out as "Ducks vs. Vaginas" or if we talk about the Enola-Gay that bombed Japan it will come as "the Enola-Homosexual".

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WAZUOPPPPPPPP?

Nothing - just having a bud, cracking some jokes.....
 

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Fvck, Puzzy, Shyt, A$$, Kunt, Snattch, C0ck, Dyck, Bl0wj0b, Fellati0, Cunn!l!ngus, Fagg0t, Nikker, Sp!c, D0uchebag, ****t, et cetera.

You can always find a way around it.

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Tryin to Grow a Chin

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except for t w a t.

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."
 

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'TW4T'. It sort of works.

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tw@t
or simply stick an extra vowel in
twaat

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I see no point in a filter. This isn't really a kiddy site, the aim here is to get laid. If you're after sex then you can say '****' or "Fvuk"
 

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What censor?

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****, ****, *****, *****, *******, ****, ****
 
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