"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The bonuses of lifting and eating healthy.

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So I just got back from my cruise and I'm feeling like a freakin king in a castle. I went with family members thinking that it would be laid back and relaxing,not a laugh that lasted over 2 days straight. I played it cool and let stuff go often(not pursuing) because I had my little brother to watch and I had no clue where any of my relatives were. Here is some stuff that fueled my fire for one of the best workout days I've EVER had;

-I just got out of the spa and had a robe on heading back to my room waiting for the elevator. These two chicks come up to me, 'Hey I know this will sound really random,but can I take a picture with you?'

-After missing my elevator I took the stairs and just I was about to go up a group of people walk past me. One chick yells 'Oh my gosh look at him! He's gorgeous!' I had no clue who the chick was talking to so I kept walking then she yells 'Hey I'm talking to you!'. I turned around and she says, 'I just wanted to show my friends your body,you have one hot body.'

-I'm at the pool about to get some food from the inside cafeteria and I put my wife beater on. Some chick at the slide next to where I'm sitting at yells 'Oh no Honey,you don't need that shirt,keep it off.'

-I was bored and decided to walk around(shirt on) and these older chicks walk by,I saw them checking me out at the pool earlier,one of them says 'Hey! You have a nice body!' as I walk by. I turned around and gave her a wave and kept walking.

-I was at a spa and these four chicks(20-24) come in the spa. We small talked and split after the spa was closed. I found them in the club later that evening. They buy me drinks for no reason,AWESOME! I'm not even old enough to buy it legally so that was nice of them!

-My brother and I were heading to our room from the pool and these 5 chicks(19-21) get in the escalator with us. They were all joking and loud when they got on and then they all just stopped talking and all stared at me on the elevator one-by-one. As my brother and I got off one of the chicks yelled, 'Bye! Have a nice vacation!'. My brother then says, 'Thank-you' and waves back at them. Oh man my brother kills me.

Now if that doesn't motivate some slackers to hit the gym then I don't know what will.

Get off your a55 and go lift already,NO EXCUSES!



Edit; Don't take this the wrong way but more Men(not little boys) stared at me know just thinking about how much work it took me to get a decent physique. We'll at least I hope that why they were looking at me.
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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awesome bro, can't wait til i'm at your point of body, still working my way.

although, my original reason for hitting the gym was because i liked to eat and didn't want to get fat, and joggin was boring me, and the gym is so much more effective.

pretty motivational though!
 

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Great great story blink. Just imagine where you will be in a few years with consistent gym ethics and good eating. You'll be in even better shape, get even more noticed and be banging some of the finest women on this planet. Oh, your poor soul.
 

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Zerix said:
Damn, that IS pretty ****ing motivating :D
Dude tell me about it. I posted of what happened to my buddy while we were in Vegas(almost a year ago) and that's what got me eating healthy and I've never looked back.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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congrats man... i've noticed men staring at me too (not in a gay way..) but sort of *******ish... but these guys seem afc and dont look they know where a gym is..don't let them get to you
 

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Well how many did you sex? Make out with?

Are you posting in the wrong section?
 

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yo im glad you now know how chicks feel, wit gettin approached and everything. Now, how bout u be a real don juan and actually try to HOOK UP with these girls who are tellin u how hot you are.

If you did not hook up with these chicks who hit on you, then you are definitely the definition of ball-less chump
 

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baller1985 said:
yo im glad you now know how chicks feel, wit gettin approached and everything. Now, how bout u be a real don juan and actually try to HOOK UP with these girls who are tellin u how hot you are.

If you did not hook up with these chicks who hit on you, then you are definitely the definition of ball-less chump
And someone who has 2 posts and thinks he's a guru is the definition of a troll. :box:
 

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He already stated that he was on a vacation with his FAMILY and taking care of his little brother. Obviously he wasn't going to ditch his family just for some tail that he could easily get any time.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Charm said:
And someone who has 2 posts and thinks he's a guru is the definition of a troll. :box:

u analyzin the number of posts i got but your missing my obvious point.

How badly in balls has someone gotta be lacking that they dont hook up with girls who say **** like those girls were saying to him


He didnt say if he hooked up or not, im saying IF he didnt hook up then hes a chump, and if he DID hook up with them, then hes a good lookin playa, which is what we all need to be


and yo Charm i dunno where u spew the fact that # of posts = amount of knowledge in the game
 

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Spade_1 said:
He already stated that he was on a vacation with his FAMILY and taking care of his little brother. Obviously he wasn't going to ditch his family just for some tail that he could easily get any time.
its not ditchin if u go hook up for 20 minutes....he's not w/ his family 24/7
 

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baller1985 said:
its not ditchin if u go hook up for 20 minutes....he's not w/ his family 24/7
Some chick even offered to let me motorboat her boobs but then I looked around real quick and my brother was standing standing 20 feet checking out golf clubs for mini golf.

The only time where I actually fooled around with a chick was in the club,cooping on a feel on some boobs and a thong,not too much. I was really paranoid about not having my own room and relatives seeing me.

Oh well next time, I'll go with the homies.
 

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blinkwatt said:
Some chick even offered to let me motorboat her boobs but then I looked around real quick and my brother was standing standing 20 feet checking out golf clubs for mini golf.

The only time where I actually fooled around with a chick was in the club,cooping on a feel on some boobs and a thong,not too much. I was really paranoid about not having my own room and relatives seeing me.

Oh well next time, I'll go with the homies.

just chalkin this up to family ****block? lol

i mean dude im just lettin u know that u can be ****ing every single girl who compliments u like that
 

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baller1985 said:
just chalkin this up to family ****block? lol

i mean dude im just lettin u know that u can be ****ing every single girl who compliments u like that
Oh really? Where was he supposed to be screwing them? Did you read the part where he was rooming with his family? I guess you'd prefer living in fantasy world. Sure, maybe he could pull a few quickies in the cruiseship hot-tubs late at night or in the bathroom in the club but lets be realistic, not as simple as you say. TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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wtf is a troll?? is that some kinda donjuan language only the cool guys with 1000 posts use? idiot
 

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baller1985 said:
just chalkin this up to family ****block? lol

i mean dude im just lettin u know that u can be ****ing every single girl who compliments u like that
Yeah I guess I could.

Dude I'm not using my family as my ****block excuse. I did what I could at the club but there is just the thought of knowing that your family could be anywhere around you that stopped me from letting loose.

Let's not let this thread get off track.
 

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no doubt, the more jacked up you are, the more girls will be all up on you for your looks - hit the gym!!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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