"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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cola

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1, Dating sites are useless unless you look like brad pitt

2. ****y and funny does work but most aren't clever enough to pull it off and end up looking arrogant.

3. No you wont pull most 10s if you look like Dan Connor from Rosanne go to the gym please.


3. The Answer To 90 percent of threads is go no contact. If your not getting the response you want this is probably the answer.

4. No she doesn't care if she hurt your feelings.

5. No the chick who recently stopped doing porn is not going to be the best
Girlfriend unless you have a 9 inch ****..

6. No one here knows if you have a std now after your ons.

7. Pof is for ****ing losers stop making threads about it

8. No you shouldn't text the chick who has the boyfriend or is married, unless you have a bjj blackbelt and a firearm.

9. Yes, women cheat too. Get over it.

Please contribute so we can stop having these stupid ass threads started..
over, and over, and over again.. the same ****ing threads..
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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cola said:
1, Dating sites are useless unless you look like brad pitt

2. ****y and funny does work but most aren't clever enough to pull it off and end up looking arrogant.

3. No you wont pull most 10s if you look like Dan Connor from Rosanne go to the gym please.


3. The Answer To 90 percent of threads is go no contact. If your not getting the response you want this is probably the answer.

4. No she doesn't care if she hurt your feelings.

5. No the chick who recently stopped doing porn is not going to be the best
Girlfriend unless you have a 9 inch ****..

6. No one here knows if you have a std now after your ons.

7. Pof is for ****ing losers stop making threads about it

8. No you shouldn't text the chick who has the boyfriend or is married, unless you have a bjj blackbelt and a firearm.

9. Yes, women cheat too. Get over it.

Please contribute so we can stop having these stupid ass threads started..
over, and over, and over again.. the same ****ing threads..

Amen, especially to 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.

...Well hot damn, that's all of them.


And I really don't see the point of POF...seems like the devil's hairy nutsack covered in cow manure. I still believe it's a site where World of Warcraft and basement lurkers go to feel like they have even an ounce of sociability left.
 

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cola said:
1, Dating sites are useless unless you look like brad pitt

Yes.

2. ****y and funny does work but most aren't clever enough to pull it off and end up looking arrogant.

Yes or much worse. Busting on women and not knowing what you are doing is a really bad combination. I don't even recommend c&f or negging to most guys unless they reallly have experience.

3. No you wont pull most 10s if you look like Dan Connor from Rosanne go to the gym please.

Yep.

3. The Answer To 90 percent of threads is go no contact. If your not getting the response you want this is probably the answer.

Yes, it's the best you can do in many cases.

4. No she doesn't care if she hurt your feelings.

Correct. Sadly, your feelings aren't even on the map. They don't exist in a woman's reality.

5. No the chick who recently stopped doing porn is not going to be the best
Girlfriend unless you have a 9 inch ****..

Yes, even then she isn't LTR material.

6. No one here knows if you have a std now after your ons.

Haha, the SS clinic is open for business lol.

7. Pof is for ****ing losers stop making threads about it

POF isn't my thing.

8. No you shouldn't text the chick who has the boyfriend or is married, unless you have a bjj blackbelt and a firearm.

This is very important. I've gotten "sexy texts" from a taken chick that were really from the bf trying to trap me.



9. Yes, women cheat too. Get over it.

Yep.

Please contribute so we can stop having these stupid ass threads started..
over, and over, and over again.. the same ****ing threads..
10. She's not gonna leave her boyfriend or husband for you.

11. There is some girl you really like. Your female friend that told you to just "tell this girl how you feel" doesn't know jack sh*t. Don't do it.
 

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12. Please do not take the advice of your good lady friend concerning a girl you like. For the last time, it usually never ends well. She is looking at it from a woman's perspective, and you are not a woman.


And to add on to what Mike32ct stated, if you do not know what you are doing, please never ever try to be ****y + funny to a girl.

99% of the time you end up coming across like a try-hard dbag. I've seen this happen before many times.


And for boyfriends texting you pretending they are the girl...I've seen this happen also.

A couple years ago, an acquaintance I somewhat knew was talking to a girl whose boyfriend was actually a football player at the University of Oklahoma. One night he was texting "her", it turns out he was texting the football player. Things didn't turn out well for that acquaintance, considering the football player was 6'4 300lbs.
 

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13 . Girls with boyfriends are JUST FOR F*CKING do not develop feelings for her ever!(develop this mindset asap)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I absolutely love lists!

cola said:
1, Dating sites are useless unless you look like brad pitt

You can use photoshop. True otherwise.

2. ****y and funny does work but most aren't clever enough to pull it off and end up looking arrogant.

Agreed.

3. No you wont pull most 10s if you look like Dan Connor from Rosanne go to the gym please.

Agreed.


3. The Answer To 90 percent of threads is go no contact. If your not getting the response you want this is probably the answer.

Even so, women know this tactic. They know the game much better than men.

4. No she doesn't care if she hurt your feelings.

Of course she don't care. Women have much more options than men.

5. No the chick who recently stopped doing porn is not going to be the best
Girlfriend unless you have a 9 inch ****..

Yep.

6. No one here knows if you have a std now after your ons.

No question there.

7. Pof is for ****ing losers stop making threads about it

If you're not physically attractive or rich, you have an uphill battle. It's so many losers on there. Read # 1 again!

8. No you shouldn't text the chick who has the boyfriend or is married, unless you have a bjj blackbelt and a firearm.

All women have boyfriends and husbands. Women are better at banding together at raiging the price of pu$$y than men are at taking it down.

9. Yes, women cheat too. Get over it.

Much more than men.

Please contribute so we can stop having these stupid ass threads started..
over, and over, and over again.. the same ****ing threads..

I have a sticky thread at the top here as well as a link to its sequel on page 2 of said thread. I knew these common ass threads would still appear.
10. Women want a working man who made it, not one trying to get there. If they respected and desired a working man trying to come up, MIT Students would have groupies!

11. Women know what they want. A muscular millionaire with a Mercedes and is marriage material with a massive kok who bows to her every whim and has lots of time to spend with her instead of in the office.

12. Women have the choosing power in dating and when it comes to sex, the decision is ALWAYS hers.

13. Thanks to the media and feminism, Older women have a lot more power in the dating game. They think "I have a vagina and every guy wants it!" Yep, women know how to use their bodies to extort from men. They tell said men that she loves them, but she really loves their wallets. Nowadays, love only lasts as long as the money holds out.

14. All straight men want a woman, and from what I see, lots of men have lowered their standards to get nerds, then lower to fat girls, then to uglies, then to fuglies! There are more men than women in this world, and all straight men feel desired as long as they have at least ONE woman. Men have lately developed a mentality of "Any woman is better than no woman at all." That alone raised the price of love, sex, companionship, relationships.

15. Looks decide how quickly and cheaply you get laid.
 
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Preach my brother preach !!!

10. The game, whether you like it or not, is a number's game. More shots, more goals. The more you talk to women the more you have a change to get them.
 

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I agree 1000% about the "Don't use ****y & funny if you don't know how to."

I see so many dudes on here starting threads like "Whats a C&F response to this girl's text?"

Dude - if you gotta ask strangers on how to reply to a text, then you probably shouldn't send the response. I don't even use C&F unless it fits perfectly into the conversation. Sometimes the best response is to just keep your mouth shut. Especially if you don't have anything worthwhile to say.
 

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5string said:
Damn nismo! That was sugar on the doughnut. Nice. Wish I could rep ya.
I like the chocolate iced from Krispy Kreme! :rockon:

But yeah, I'm just bringing reality. I'm calling it as I'm seeing it in real life.

This list needs to continue, and will be added to my courtroom files.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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And here's another one!

Question: Do girls care about SIZE??


YES. WALLET SIZE. Funny how most girls will fvck anybody if there's money involved!



In other news: THE AVERAGE INTERNET PENIS SIZE IS 11 inches long x 8 inches wide! ...trolls.
 
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