sylvester the cat
Master Don Juan
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- Sep 30, 2012
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Got a text out of the blue last week from my ex fiancee asking if i could lend her some money. Out of interest I asked her how much but got no response for a week:
Her: Ignore my request for money. YOu're not a loan shark.
Me: Why r u asking 4 money anyway?
Me: Not that it matters. I'm in the process of investing all my money in a project as u know so I don't know why ur asking me. I'm not even ur bfriend anymore. Talk about liberties!
Me: Ask ur brother who has a good job and doesn't have rent to pay. Ask (her auntie or uncle who recently got a fat payout from their parent's will) who live in their nice house. Ask (her favorite restaurant) who u were so keen to spend what little money we had there. Ask anyone but me.
Her: Would you like your ring back so u can sell it?
Me: U need an income that can sustain the amount of rent u pay. It's not rocket science.
Her: I know. I'm looking.
Me: If i were u, i'd move into ur parents house, get some job with some form of security and start saving. Money gives you options. No money makes u a prisoner. No matter how nice ur postcode is (she lives in a small studio apartment in a very upmarket area). Either that or marry a rich guy.
Her: No room at parents...my dad would drive me mad anyway. I'd rather marry a rich guy! Good idea!
Her: Thanks for your advice. how do u suppose I find a husband?
Me: U'll find a hundred eager applicants online or just go out somewhere and see how many men give you the eye.
Her: Yes but will they have money?? That's the tricky part ....
Me: Find ones that do. Congratulations. U r now officially a golddigger. Lol.
Her: Ignore my request for money. YOu're not a loan shark.
Me: Why r u asking 4 money anyway?
Me: Not that it matters. I'm in the process of investing all my money in a project as u know so I don't know why ur asking me. I'm not even ur bfriend anymore. Talk about liberties!
Me: Ask ur brother who has a good job and doesn't have rent to pay. Ask (her auntie or uncle who recently got a fat payout from their parent's will) who live in their nice house. Ask (her favorite restaurant) who u were so keen to spend what little money we had there. Ask anyone but me.
Her: Would you like your ring back so u can sell it?
Me: U need an income that can sustain the amount of rent u pay. It's not rocket science.
Her: I know. I'm looking.
Me: If i were u, i'd move into ur parents house, get some job with some form of security and start saving. Money gives you options. No money makes u a prisoner. No matter how nice ur postcode is (she lives in a small studio apartment in a very upmarket area). Either that or marry a rich guy.
Her: No room at parents...my dad would drive me mad anyway. I'd rather marry a rich guy! Good idea!
Her: Thanks for your advice. how do u suppose I find a husband?
Me: U'll find a hundred eager applicants online or just go out somewhere and see how many men give you the eye.
Her: Yes but will they have money?? That's the tricky part ....
Me: Find ones that do. Congratulations. U r now officially a golddigger. Lol.