"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Bible & Newbies

kevbo

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i just wanted to say that i think it should be required that people read the bible before joining the site. there are way too many posts with questions that are answered in there.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Miles Davis

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Yes prior to registering for a user name for these forums, a 50 question timed exam shall be administered, consisting of questions drawn from the DJ Bible.

A certain percentage score will be the cutoff, and only those who score above this mark will be allowed to engage in discussions. Those who fail will just have to study harder next time.

lol
 

One on One

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Originally posted by Miles Davis
Yes prior to registering for a user name for these forums, a 50 question timed exam shall be administered, consisting of questions drawn from the DJ Bible.

A certain percentage score will be the cutoff, and only those who score above this mark will be allowed to engage in discussions. Those who fail will just have to study harder next time.

lol
That's actually not a bad idea. Have a quick 10 question quiz on the basics.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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**OBJECTION!**

Asked and answered!

*Sustained*
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
**OBJECTION!**

Asked and answered!

*Sustained*
Can you hold people for contempt on this board? Repetative questions should be reason enough...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by Miles Davis
and what was the verdict? yes or no?
The jury decided "no", a test was NOT a good idea.
 

Hot Ice

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Somekind of test would be good idea.
See how that member counter has exploded within a year... :eek:
 
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