The best stripper songs?

[MetalFortress]

My favorite is Korn's "Coming Undone" - possibly the best stripper song ever. It's on www.myspace.com/korn (second song on the player, not the first one, which is a rap mashup).

What are some more good ones?

 

[DJ2006]

T-Pain- "I'm 'N Luv Wit A Stripper"

 

[penkitten]

uh whatever happened to "bow chicka bow wow"?

 

[Friendly Otter]

The best stripper song I know is Sweet Dreams are Made of This, by Annie Lennox.

A demonstration: download the song, then go here, turn down the sound of whatever she's dancing to, and listen to Sweet Dreams in winamp instead. Sweet Dreams and this video are almost the same length. I think you'll find the song fits

 

[Bible_Belt]

I am getting a little tired of it, especially since it became a Heinekin light commercial, but the Pvssycat Dolls' "Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" song has to be the new stripper anthem.

 

[DJDamage]

Kid Rock - American Badass.

 

[Bad_Lil'Pixie]

Time For Me to Ride - Toby Keith

(If your audience is a little into country)

 

[MrS]

Tom Jones - You can leave your hat on.
Undefeated, undisputed heavyweight king.

Sweet Dreams are made of this - Eurhythmics, not annie lennox, it wasn't just hers.
I first watched that in a solo-porn-strip thing with Nikki Nova, so yeah it's a good strip song God, I was 12 or something back then.

 

[Deep Dish]

I'm doing no justice to these songs, which must be listened to—available on mp3 —to grasp just how amazing they are. Truly, truly amazing songs.


"Lexicon Avenue" (Sander Kleinenberg mix)

Things you’d never say, things you’d never do. I can take you there. Let me show you the way. Come on... Under your skin. Right now. All night... I’ll teach you desire. I’ll show you desire. Give yourself to me. Right here. Right now. Give it to me...


"You Are Sleeping" (PQM vs. Luke Chable mix)

You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores. "That's all I do", she says. She says 10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half. She says, 3 hits a day at 35 per. You say "That's 7 trips a day at least." But she says, "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me, only time I ever came."

You figure you can save her.

You sell your color TV that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewrighter for one joule. Then your shotgun. Your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short," but she says "No scratch, no snatch." You say "Look, it is better to give," but she says, "Be gone - creep."

One night they spot you on the streets in your skivvies, tryin to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says, "Christ, you look fvcked!" She says, "Hang tough." But you don't say anything. You just think what a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me.