"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The best stripper songs?

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The best stripper song I know is Sweet Dreams are Made of This, by Annie Lennox.

A demonstration: download the song, then go here, turn down the sound of whatever she's dancing to, and listen to Sweet Dreams in winamp instead. Sweet Dreams and this video are almost the same length. I think you'll find the song fits
 

Bible_Belt

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I am getting a little tired of it, especially since it became a Heinekin light commercial, but the Pvssycat Dolls' "Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" song has to be the new stripper anthem.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

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Time For Me to Ride - Toby Keith

(If your audience is a little into country)
 

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Tom Jones - You can leave your hat on.
Undefeated, undisputed heavyweight king.

Sweet Dreams are made of this - Eurhythmics, not annie lennox, it wasn't just hers.
I first watched that in a solo-porn-strip thing with Nikki Nova, so yeah it's a good strip song :p God, I was 12 or something back then.
 

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I'm doing no justice to these songs, which must be listened to—available on mp3 ;)—to grasp just how amazing they are. Truly, truly amazing songs.


"Lexicon Avenue" (Sander Kleinenberg mix)

Things you’d never say, things you’d never do. I can take you there. Let me show you the way. Come on... Under your skin. Right now. All night... I’ll teach you desire. I’ll show you desire. Give yourself to me. Right here. Right now. Give it to me...


"You Are Sleeping" (PQM vs. Luke Chable mix)

You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores. "That's all I do", she says. She says 10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half. She says, 3 hits a day at 35 per. You say "That's 7 trips a day at least." But she says, "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me, only time I ever came."

You figure you can save her.

You sell your color TV that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewrighter for one joule. Then your shotgun. Your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short," but she says "No scratch, no snatch." You say "Look, it is better to give," but she says, "Be gone - creep."

One night they spot you on the streets in your skivvies, tryin to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says, "Christ, you look fvcked!" She says, "Hang tough." But you don't say anything. You just think what a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me.
 
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