the baby's yours

[AFC-Murdaz]

ok, aside typing on my keyboard and getting better (hehe) I guess I'll start with my first nice topic...

anyway after being single I was just thinking about my mistake over the past years and about my future, one important topic is um...

ok imagine this

you never had an intercourse with your woman, not once, at least not that you know of

then one day she comes home and goes "the baby is yours..."

would you assume she cheated on you? and if you did, how do you deal with this?

thanks
(praise my powerful keyboard ability mwahahaha!!! no spelling and grammar error [stfu if I got any... ])

 

[Omega]

I'd assume she cheated on me, demand an explanation. Then, after hearing it I'd drop her like a fly and one of those fly killing lightbulbs.

 

[AFC-Murdaz]

what about the baby? what would you do with it? what if she leave the baby at your house and goes to live with her man??

basically I'm asking for a "what would you do in..." situations..

 

[Seraph]

you never had an intercourse with your woman, not once, at least not that you know of

..What the hell? How would you not know when you slept with your girlfriend? I'm guessing girlfriend is what you mean by your woman, since fvck buddies well, fvck. Anyway, this is exactly what DNA testing is for if your that much of a chump to get pulled into that.

 

[Julian]

I dont understand.

You never have sex with this chick and she claims that her baby belongs to you?


Kind of a no brainer isnt it?

 

[AFC-Murdaz]

well you see

that's the point
what if she says "I was ****ing you and you were still half asleep" or what if you had it ONCE and she claimed it is yours even though it's not

basically because I want to know what would you say? some women are stubborn as **** and persist in putting every pressure on your shoulder

 

[SDBmania]

I'd get a DNA test done to prove that it wasn't mine.

 

[AFC-Murdaz]

ok dna test, thanks
just making sure

 

[SDBmania]

Originally posted by AFC-Murdaz
ok dna test, thanks
just making sure

Yeah, it would be the best course of action in this situation.

 

[backbreaker]

It's happened to me before..


Three years ago, I was a senior in HS, I was "seeing" a woman 3 years older than me. We had fooled around, but never acutally did anything.

One day she told me she was pregnant and it was mine... I broke up with her the next day.

 

[Blurred Elevens]

She says- "The baby is yours"

I say- "*****, he's a spitting image of the Mailman!"

She starts crying...

 

[AFC-Murdaz]

happened to backbreaker, I better watch my ass

 

[Omega]

Originally posted by AFC-Murdaz
I better watch my ass

Then your d.i.cks exposed to more hoes