"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The awesomeness thread

Gubby

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I love awesome things :D

Post an incredibly, amazingly awesome thing in any or all of these catagories:

Book
Movie
Song/band
Hot model or actress

So long as you care about the categories enough to have something awesome in them.

Then, if someone has something you don't like, insult them.


My go:

A Game Of Thrones (book)
V for Vendetta (movie)
The Rasmus (band)
Jennifer Aniston (babe)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ShizamDaMan

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Book - Sperm Wars
Movie - Jarhead
Band - The Strokes
Model - Penelope Cruz
 

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Book - Tales of the Otori
Movie - The Ringer
Artist - J.R. Writer
Model - Megumi (shes JPN)
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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Book - Slaughter House 5 (or any Vonnegut novel, for that matter)
Movie - Waiting...
Band - Motley Crue
Actress - Keira Knightley
 

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Book- Cinderella
Movie-Cinderella
Actor-Whoever plays cinderella
Band- Whoever plays cinderella soundtrack

Got problem with cinderella biatch??? Insult me then!! Trust me, you wont live too loong.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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shydude said:
Book- Cinderella
Movie-Cinderella
Actor-Whoever plays cinderella
Band- Whoever plays cinderella soundtrack

Got problem with cinderella biatch??? Insult me then!! Trust me, you wont live too loong.

For band you could have just put Cinderella... they were an 80's hair band. and don't belong in an "awesomeness" thread, believe me haha
 

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Book - Shogun, by James Clavell
Movie - Cinderella Man
Song/band - Margaritaville, by Jimmy Buffet
Hot model or actress - Rebecca de Mornay


I agree that A Game of Thrones and the whole ASoIaF series is great
 
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