"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The awesomeness thread

Gubby

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I love awesome things :D

Post an incredibly, amazingly awesome thing in any or all of these catagories:

Book
Movie
Song/band
Hot model or actress

So long as you care about the categories enough to have something awesome in them.

Then, if someone has something you don't like, insult them.


My go:

A Game Of Thrones (book)
V for Vendetta (movie)
The Rasmus (band)
Jennifer Aniston (babe)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ShizamDaMan

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Book - Sperm Wars
Movie - Jarhead
Band - The Strokes
Model - Penelope Cruz
 

Muphaser

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Book - Tales of the Otori
Movie - The Ringer
Artist - J.R. Writer
Model - Megumi (shes JPN)
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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Book - Slaughter House 5 (or any Vonnegut novel, for that matter)
Movie - Waiting...
Band - Motley Crue
Actress - Keira Knightley
 

shydude

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Book- Cinderella
Movie-Cinderella
Actor-Whoever plays cinderella
Band- Whoever plays cinderella soundtrack

Got problem with cinderella biatch??? Insult me then!! Trust me, you wont live too loong.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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shydude said:
Book- Cinderella
Movie-Cinderella
Actor-Whoever plays cinderella
Band- Whoever plays cinderella soundtrack

Got problem with cinderella biatch??? Insult me then!! Trust me, you wont live too loong.

For band you could have just put Cinderella... they were an 80's hair band. and don't belong in an "awesomeness" thread, believe me haha
 

Friendly Otter

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Book - Shogun, by James Clavell
Movie - Cinderella Man
Song/band - Margaritaville, by Jimmy Buffet
Hot model or actress - Rebecca de Mornay


I agree that A Game of Thrones and the whole ASoIaF series is great
 
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