NickSCFC2000
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Wouldn't go that far mate.
I just don't notice fat ones.
I just don't notice fat ones.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
How can't you, they're all over the place! Remember that last eclipse???NickSCFC2000 said:...
I just don't notice fat ones.
true true true, I like the smaller tits because they are more sensitive.NickSCFC2000 said:I like small tits, skinnier the better for me.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I like small tits
Haha, morning cobwebs galore! Yeah, I was thinking chest/hips, and was more focused on the weight. My badFrancisco d'Anconia said:A 35" waist, isn't that a women's size 18 or 20? That's not a petite woman! :nono: Besides, we aren't talking about chest or upper body mass, we're talking about the circumference around the waist.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Nah, just the fat. Sedentary (sp?) lifestyles, cheap fast foods and such.do you think growth hormones have anything to do with obesity?
That is what I mean. They shoot cows up with growth hormones to get them bigger faster.Rex Man said:...cheap fast foods and such.
< 163, not < 140...BluEyes said:If you weigh less than 140 than you have issues as well dude. Put some meat on yer bones.
More likely the PILL - which is pure estrogen to make a woman's body think it's pregnant...as well as processed food & sedentary lifestyles..zerocelcius said:do you think growth hormones have anything to do with obesity?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mintxx said:since we're quoting figures, i'm 6'4 and 210 pounds, the sri lankan babe i'm seeing is a 105 pound 5'0, so i weigh twice what she does and can curl her with one arm ^_^. however her boobs (DD) are much bigger than mine...
edit- but we're aussies
See Office SpaceMooseGod said:It's gotta be the fact that most people today don't DO anything... they SIT in their car for the drive to work, SIT on their ass all day in front of a computer working, then drive home, maybe hit the drive-thru for a double cheeseburger on the way home, then plop down in front of the idiot box and watch TV and munch on more fatty foods until they go to sleep, then repeat it the next day. MAN WAS NOT MADE TO LIVE IN A BOX!!! And by man, I mean mankind as a whole, including women.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.