The Art of Phone Openers

[IrReSiStIbLe]

Wow Fingers!! that is just F*CKING BRILLIANT!!! keep it up dude!!! ur unbelievable
Ciao bello,
IrReSiStIbLe

 

[Don Ronny]

I need your help Fingers.

I left a long rambling message on this girl´s machine and now she wont return my calls. I know I should probably forget about her but damn she has a nice ass!!

I know you understand.

Is there any way to salvage this? I am not calling her back till I get a response cuz I know I will probably botch the whole thing.

Thanks man

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

Dude, dont call her back! You sound like a punkazz AFC. I am disappointed in ya DR

 

[DarkfalconIV]

here;s one start out with the zzz. one then when she insits you werent't lisining insit you were and invite yourslelf over so she can see you listen to her..

 

[Don Ronny]

Crotch Sniffer: You are right man. I have nexted this biatch. Thanks for the slap in the head!

DarkFalconIV: You are one bizarre guy. You blast Finger's thread 4 times in a row and then try to contribute by stealing his material and putting your own wack spin on it. Seems like you have way too much free time on your hands. Get a hobby dude!

 

[Mikelo2k]

Haha, genious *props go out to Mr. Fingers*

 

[Evil-Rom]

DarkfalconIV, why don't you do everyone a favour a leave?

 

[JLU]

I was at a sweet 16 this weekend and im at the bar getting some drinks. Well this lady Dina that i met once comes up to me and tells me that she has a daughter that wants to meet me.(The daughters not there by the way, i have neve seen her and she has never seen me, i think her mom is trying to play matchmaker bc her daughter just got out of a relationship.) So my friend tells me that will call her up sometime this week which i have no problem with. Now heres the problem i havent talked too to many girls on the phone where i havent already met them. This girl is also 22 and im only 18 so im kinda feeling nervous and i am not to sure how to go about it with her. So please any suggestions.

Do you think it will be a good idea to make fun of how her mom has to still set her up with guys, and should i just stay away from saying anything about her past relationship.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Excellent excellent excellent!!!! The line "Well I'm more fun than whatever you're doing, let's meet up" is killer! Never fails to raise a girls interest and make her go "Wow, no one has ever had the balls to talk to me like that!"

Your posts are the sh1t. I look forward to reading more of them as you take the time to write them.

 

[MVPlaya]

Mr. Fingers

Do you have any advice for leaving messages on answering machines?

 

[Julian]

^^Yeah, just dont.

 

[flippinfreak]

bump for resilient

Everybody ignore the negative remarks in this thread. Most of it is only guys who are caught up with the ****y attitude with absolutely no funny. Me thinks they are completely opposite in life... clowns.

props to fingers

 

[amoka]

Is Fingers still around?

 

[ValleyDJing]

Is Fingers still around?

Nah man, he died in a car accident. For real. Sad story. Just playing, I think I read somewhere how he said he was gonna split though.

 

[GoodButNotGreat]

Now what happens if they don't answer your phone call? What is a successfully left voicemail like?