IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
Wow Fingers!! that is just F*CKING BRILLIANT!!! keep it up dude!!! ur unbelievable 
Ciao bello,
IrReSiStIbLe
Ciao bello,
IrReSiStIbLe
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The Art of Phone Openers
- Thread starter Mr. Fingers
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I need your help Fingers.
I left a long rambling message on this girl´s machine and now she wont return my calls. I know I should probably forget about her but damn she has a nice ass!!
I know you understand.
Is there any way to salvage this? I am not calling her back till I get a response cuz I know I will probably botch the whole thing.
Thanks man
I left a long rambling message on this girl´s machine and now she wont return my calls. I know I should probably forget about her but damn she has a nice ass!!
I know you understand.
Is there any way to salvage this? I am not calling her back till I get a response cuz I know I will probably botch the whole thing.
Thanks man
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Dude, dont call her back! You sound like a punkazz AFC. I am disappointed in ya DR
DarkfalconIV
Senior Don Juan
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here;s one start out with the zzz. one then when she insits you werent't lisining insit you were and invite yourslelf over so she can see you listen to her..
Crotch Sniffer: You are right man. I have nexted this biatch. Thanks for the slap in the head!
DarkFalconIV: You are one bizarre guy. You blast Finger's thread 4 times in a row and then try to contribute by stealing his material and putting your own wack spin on it. Seems like you have way too much free time on your hands. Get a hobby dude!
DarkFalconIV: You are one bizarre guy. You blast Finger's thread 4 times in a row and then try to contribute by stealing his material and putting your own wack spin on it. Seems like you have way too much free time on your hands. Get a hobby dude!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Mikelo2k
Senior Don Juan
Haha, genious *props go out to Mr. Fingers*
*props go out to Mr. Fingers*Evil-Rom
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DarkfalconIV, why don't you do everyone a favour a leave?
J
JLU
Guest
I was at a sweet 16 this weekend and im at the bar getting some drinks. Well this lady Dina that i met once comes up to me and tells me that she has a daughter that wants to meet me.(The daughters not there by the way, i have neve seen her and she has never seen me, i think her mom is trying to play matchmaker bc her daughter just got out of a relationship.) So my friend tells me that will call her up sometime this week which i have no problem with. Now heres the problem i havent talked too to many girls on the phone where i havent already met them. This girl is also 22 and im only 18 so im kinda feeling nervous and i am not to sure how to go about it with her. So please any suggestions.
Do you think it will be a good idea to make fun of how her mom has to still set her up with guys, and should i just stay away from saying anything about her past relationship.
Do you think it will be a good idea to make fun of how her mom has to still set her up with guys, and should i just stay away from saying anything about her past relationship.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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Excellent excellent excellent!!!! The line "Well I'm more fun than whatever you're doing, let's meet up" is killer! Never fails to raise a girls interest and make her go "Wow, no one has ever had the balls to talk to me like that!"
Your posts are the sh1t. I look forward to reading more of them as you take the time to write them.
Your posts are the sh1t. I look forward to reading more of them as you take the time to write them.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
bump for resilient
Everybody ignore the negative remarks in this thread. Most of it is only guys who are caught up with the ****y attitude with absolutely no funny. Me thinks they are completely opposite in life... clowns.
props to fingers
Everybody ignore the negative remarks in this thread. Most of it is only guys who are caught up with the ****y attitude with absolutely no funny. Me thinks they are completely opposite in life... clowns.
props to fingers
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Nah man, he died in a car accident. For real. Sad story. Just playing, I think I read somewhere how he said he was gonna split though.amoka said:
GoodButNotGreat
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Now what happens if they don't answer your phone call? What is a successfully left voicemail like?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.