"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The art of being drunk

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Im going to make a thread on 'The art of being high from cocaine'. Ive got mad pu$sy from that, but i use it for the sole purpose for having fun with my buddies on big nights out. pus$y just ends up coming with it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by GodsGiftToFatBirds




Haha, mate, perhaps you should have my user name instead of me, its been a while since i had any fat birds. Well truely fat ones anyway, the sort where you wake up in the morning, roll over to see who's on the pillow next to you, and go 'well, at least its a woman'.
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haha, mate, you don't know how spot on you are there, lets just stay i proper took one for the team the other night!

I don't know how it happened, but the past few weeks I have been going to walkabout(not my kinda place at all), and it seems to happen there, so i am definatly not going back in a hurry!
 
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Re: Useful

Originally posted by everywomanshero

I don't see any harm in having 6 beers on a Saturday night once a month. I hope no one here is doing this every Fri & Sat night, though.
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haha, pretty much everyone one in the UK is doing that, plus wednesday, thursday, sunday....


drinking every once in a while is dangerous, it lowers your tolerance and you get more wasted than you would wish to!
 
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If you need alcohol to do all that, you are not a real DJ. Sad, but true. When I go to the Stampede with my friends (country dance club locally), I end up dancing and having fun with chicks I haven't met before sober, than all of my friends who have had a beer or three do.

Hell, if you're sober, pretend you've had a few and you don't care. It will end up coming naturally.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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